Matthew

[dora ✴︎ @honeymoondoraa]

"o twitter é tão tóxico e doentio"

eu toda vez que abro o twitter:

[cruelty @MAELNACHT]

“Anakin, we gotta get outta here there’s lava n shit nigga”

[miya @miyarah_]

como te miran los de administracion de la universidad cuando les pides que hagan cualquier cosa de su trabajo

[🌞🐠 @sunfishyy]

Mom been gatekeeping her recipes like she ain't about to die in 15 years #passthetorch

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

just turned $1k to $9

[RileyTaugor 🏴 @RileyTaugor]

4 years ago

[CRIX @OnyChr2022]

Just got robbed in China and the police asked me to describe what he looks like

[Rico 🔪 @ricosrevenge]

Niggas be 300 pounds talking about homosexuality being a sin, so is gluttony u fat fuck 😭😭

[İhsan Yeniçeri @ihsanyeniceri23]

You are a MAN Harry

[🔱 @DimeCooked]

this shi got me dying bru 😭

[Kancho @HumpedMyJeweler]

dispatch failed to inform me that the "cardiac arrest" i was responding to was due to a gunshot wound to the head

[⋆˚࿔ Jellyfish! 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ | recovtwt @Jellyfishmeow_]

when I shuffle my playlist and it actually shuffles it and doesnt give me my favorite song right away

[eva @_glorianas]

easily the post of the year

[B LOU @BLouu]

Wtf yall be doing in China??

[yoyble 🐝🐝🐝 @yoyble]

when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example