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[Matt P @Matthewdpearson]

@raleys like this:

[Matt P @Matthewdpearson]

@raleys no baskets at Bel Air on Manzanita? I just walked out. I’ll shop elsewhere.

[Matt P @Matthewdpearson]

@Starbucks @Starbucks is this where we let you know that the new mobile ordering system is 0 ⭐️? My local stores are 0/4 on getting a cold brew poured within 20 minutes of mobile ordering in an empty store.

[Matt P @Matthewdpearson]

@elonmusk acceleration boost for new Model Y, yay… what about the 2024/2025 Mode 3??

[Matt P @Matthewdpearson]

@CrossFit the "new" affiliate map isn't working. Can't message affiliate, can't look at profiles. 🤷‍♂️

[Matt P @Matthewdpearson]

@GoPike13 @GoPike13 can’t use any data at all when your reporting is down for weeks and weeks and weeks on end.

I noticed you can bill me no problem, but running my bills for clients is beyond your capabilities.

[Matt P @Matthewdpearson]

@GoPike13 @GoPike13 is the worst billing and scheduling company on earth for the services they attempt to provide. Never ever use them. Taking loose change is better than @GoPike13

I’d be shocked if @GoPike13 responds to this or any of my emails. 9 years of s#%t customer service.

[Matt P @Matthewdpearson]

@GoPike13 at what point will any of the reporting actually work? It’s literally been weeks since your absolute basic functions have been offline. The “updates” you keep posting are BS.

You have one job and you’ve sucked at it for the last 9 years.

#neverusePike13

[Matt P @Matthewdpearson]

@CrossFitGames Looks like one of our athletes will qualify for the Games, where are tickets actually available to purchase for the coliseum? All emails re tickets are useless. Ticketmaster has all tickets locked behind some code.

[Matt P @Matthewdpearson]

@hillerfit Assault.

[Matt P @Matthewdpearson]

@SacramentoOES @CDCgov Dr. Kasirye- realizing that your office is already working on a revision to the May 1 SIP order, it would seem that the rules for reopening should set out guidelines for density (sq. Ft. per person) regardless of the industry. Give us a guide and let us figure out how to meet it

[Matt P @Matthewdpearson]

@chasepurdy @Mooala_Koala You’re citing a study regarding dangers of @CrossFit that has been proven fraudulent. Might want to update your resources. Cool story about banana milk, tho.

[Matt P @Matthewdpearson]

@donttrythis I was a passenger on MythBustAir... Still waiting for the episode to air and wondering what myth we busted. Any word?

[Matt P @Matthewdpearson]

@Matt1Chan did you try this line "hi, this is Matt Chan"

[Matt P @Matthewdpearson]

@lancearmstrong @cooksonforuci that sounded too conditional. Lance, write a book about it so we can hear the whole story

[Matt P @Matthewdpearson]

@CrossFitMiranda you coaching at the L1 cert at the Ranch this weekend?

[Matt P @Matthewdpearson]

@PatSherwood215 why would you do 500 air squats? Don't you have to sit or stand at some point in the next couple days?

[Matt P @Matthewdpearson]

@ToqueLuc how 'bout a retweet for a 501 lb deadlift? 41 lb PR

[Matt P @Matthewdpearson]

@KJ_MayorJohnson Nice job, thanks for helping us keep the Sacramento Kings.

[Matt P @Matthewdpearson]

@ShanaAlverson @CFGSouthEastReg Nooooo! Your fans from NorCal are bummed.