Matt Eiser

Tragedy often lurks behind the facade of comedy.

[Matt Eiser @MatthewEiser]

A positive attitude gives you power over your circumstances instead of your circumstances having power over you.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

California has officially signed the “Stop Nick Shirley Act” (AB 2624) into law. This bill was created only after I exposed widespread fraud in immigrant communities across America, specifically in California’s Medicaid, nonprofits and other welfare programs funded by our tax dollars.

These politicians need the fraud to continue and they sadly use immigrants to do so often. They fund nonprofits and NGOs with hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars every year for immigration services, including free healthcare and have now made “immigration support service providers” essentially a protected class in California.

For example, if I film a hospice or a “learing center” with no patients receiving millions through Medicaid and the owner gives me a paper saying I cannot publish the video, I cannot publish it. If I publish it to expose them and they claim it caused them “fear” or a third party threatens them, I face a minimum $4,000 civil fine plus the legal fees of the individual or group suing me.

This bill was created by the Attorney General’s wife and co-sponsored by CHIRLA, a nonprofit that has received over $80,000,000 in taxpayer dollars for “immigrant support services.” Do you understand how this works yet? When the fraud is exposed, they create new laws to protect the fraudsters and penalize those who expose it.

By signing this bill, the Governor and California politicians expose themselves as the corrupt politicians they are. This is not the end, the fight has just begun. More to come soon, this is far from over.

[beauty🤍 @beautyskillz]

Call of Duty needs a ‘I'm 30+ and have a fucking job’ game mode.

[Thomas Nestico @TJStats]

NL Rookie WAR Leaders if we assume that Sal Stewart played every game as an average third baseman

[CincyNumbers @CincyNumbers]

19 years ago, today, Adam Dunn blasts a walkoff homer in the 12th.

Man, Dunn had some unreal power.

#Reds

[Tim Ryan 🦝 @KenziesPoolBoy]

I actually find it surprisingly difficult to treat my son and daughter exactly the same. If my daughter says, “Dad, can you bring me some ice water?” my instinct is, Of course, and I go get it for her.

If my son asks me the exact same thing, my first instinct is, No. Get up and get it yourself. My wife and I have actually argued about this whether that extra harshness I feel toward him is something I should consciously correct, or whether there’s some useful evolutionary instinct buried in it. A father feeling compelled to make his son a little tougher than he would his daughter.

[kiki 🦩 @helokiki_kitty]

Those women were RAPE VICTIMS.

[brandon* @brndxix]

but it sheduer played dead after scoring he would be the bad guy

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Donald Trump just made more money in one month via insider trading than Nancy Pelosi did in 37 years.

[MMA Orbit @mma_orbit]

‼️ KO OF THE YEAR CONTENDER ‼️

🇮🇪 Undefeated 6’5” welterweight Eoin Sheridan (6-0) just put James Vake to sleep at #PFLTampa. 😱

🎥 @PFLMMA

[MLB Pipeline @MLBPipeline]

Justin Lebron belts his FIFTH homer in his 10th game as a pro 😤

The @Reds' No. 3 prospect -- the 2026 No. 18 overall pick -- has a 1.176 OPS for High-A @DragonsBaseball.

[ꪜ𝖎𝔃𝔃𝔂 ✞ @sntvizzy]

Think about what the heroes have been doing: Doctor Strange casually cast a spell to fix Peter’s personal life and ripped open space time. Wanda slaughtered an entire Illuminati team just to steal kids from another reality. Even Steve Rogers hopped into an alternate timeline just so he could live out his dream life with Peggy. The Avengers have been treating the Multiverse like a playground with zero regard for the billions of lives destroyed by the resulting Incursions.

From Doom’s perspective, he isn't trying to be evil, he’s stepping in as the only adult in the room. He sees a bunch of reckless, self-righteous hypocrites breaking reality for personal reasons, and he’s taking total control to lock it down before their selfishness destroys existence entirely.

[Los 🍇 @LosPollosTV]

Evil sick lady murders her 3 children

Women in the comments:

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Trump does NOT care…remember he’s busy building a ballroom, a granite helipad and putting gold on horse statues .

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

She entered the world twice, and the initial arrival preserved her future.

At only 23 weeks of gestation, baby Lynlee Hope confronted a dangerous growth known as a sacrococcygeal teratoma. Fetal specialist Dr. Oluyinka Olutoye and his colleagues carried out an exceptional procedure that borders on the extraordinary.

They briefly brought Lynlee partly outside the uterus, excised the large tumor in a five-hour operation, and then gently placed her back inside so development could resume.

The plan succeeded. Thirteen weeks afterward, at 36 weeks, Lynlee arrived once more, this time in good health. Her uncommon experience gained worldwide attention as the infant who was “born twice.” An idea that once seemed reserved for fiction now stands as concrete evidence of progress in fetal surgery.

That single intervention before delivery granted her an invaluable gift: another opportunity to live.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The Siren's Curse roller coaster at Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio.

[Reds Daily @RedsDaily4]

The Reds are 61-67.

TJ Friedl is 0-for-his-last-30.

Terry Francona still decides to play Friedl over Hector Rodriguez, the organization’s fourth-ranked prospect.

You’re not going to sell me on one reason that makes sense.

Rodriguez hasn’t been good, but he needs reps. At this point in the season, continuing to prioritize a struggling veteran over the development of a top prospect is exactly the kind of shortsighted decision that keeps this organization stuck in place.

[Cole Nox @colenoxrage]

This isn’t a normal dyno.
He���s launching out from under a massive roof, catching with one hand while his body is still swinging away from the wall, then immediately continuing the climb.
Most people would just eat sand.

[Not Gaetti @notgaetti]

Not enough people talk about Carl Hubbell

• 253-154 (.622 WL%), 2.98 ERA, 130 ERA+
• 2x NL MVP, 1933 WS Champ with NYG
• Topped 20 wins 5x and 200 IP 10x
• 68.8 WAR, 3590.1 IP, 1.166 WHIP
• One-franchise man with NYG
• World Series: 4-2, 1.79 ERA
• Once won 24 straight starts
• Famously threw the screwball
• Reached 20 CG 6x, 9.0 WAR 2x
• Got roughed up in his MLB debut
• (2 runs on 7 hits, 1.2 IP, took the L)
• Led NL in WHIP 6x, K/BB 5x, H9 3x
• Had 5 consecutive 20-win seasons
• Hit 4 HR as a batter and drove in 101
• Unbelievable nickname: "Meal Ticket"
• Won the MVP in both 9+ WAR seasons
• Faced 1000+ batters in 9 straight years
• Top B-R Similarity Score: Juan Marichal
• First NL player to have his number retired
• Took FOUR ballots to reach Cooperstown!
• Led MLB in CG and saves in the same year!
• 9x All-Star despite the ASG starting in 1933
• Had a famous performance in the 1934 ASG:
• He K'ed Ruth, Gehrig, Foxx, Simmons, Cronin
• On the 50th anniversary of the famous 1934 All-Star Game performance at the Polo Grounds in which he struck out five future Hall of Famers in succession, Carl Hubbell, then in his 80s, threw out a ceremonial pitch at the 1984 All-Star Game, also hosted by the Giants but this time at Candlestick Park. (He threw a screwball, because of course he did.)

Subscriber nomination by @CChapro832

[wick e. pedia @wickterrell]

Cincinnati Reds right-fielders have somehow combined to hit .183/.243/.281 so far in 2025.

That's a 40 wRC+. They've been valued at -2.9 fWAR.

Mike Leake hit .219/.243/.314 across his Reds career.

[MLB Pipeline @MLBPipeline]

2026 first-rounder Justin Lebron goes deep for the 4th time in his past 5 games at High-A 🔥

The @Reds' No. 3 prospect is hitting .364 with a 1.200 OPS as he begins his pro career with @DragonsBaseball: