Matthew Fix

drive me to hell in a drop top

[Matthew Fix @matthewfix]

Me at this point in the semester

[Matthew Fix @matthewfix]

On this day we remember Borders, which went defunct 11 years ago. This is the cost of Amazon’s ubiquity: https://t.co/bBMsEFrPMw

[Matthew Fix @matthewfix]

Easily one of my favorite lines from the office extended cut:
Michael (to Ryan’s business class): “oil just doesn’t grow on trees”

[Power to Hydrogen @power2hydrogen]

“I am not interested in power for power’s sake, but I’m interested in power that is moral, that is right and that is good.” - Martin Luther King Jr.
Happy MLK Day from P2H2!

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Game of thrones prediction time: everything sucks and all of us die. All the promises you’ve ever been told are lies. There is no god. No one loves you. The show will air tonight, but really, who cares?

Eat Arby’s.

[Matthew Fix @matthewfix]

Endgame spoilers: Peter Parker never comes back and Far From Home is a sham, never releasing

[Matthew Fix @matthewfix]

Does it still have the concrete barriers with “McDaniel’s” written on them 😂

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

They had a McDonald’s right outside the airport in Columbus, i could move here 😍😍😍

[Matthew Fix @matthewfix]

I don’t even like Arby’s but this shit gets me every time 😂

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

You’re older than you’ve ever been, younger than you’ll ever be again, and you’re also a pointless biological accident in an entropic void and your sentience literally has zero significance

Eat Arby’s

[Matthew Fix @matthewfix]

Y’all got any tips on how to wash my feet? Usually I just douse the inside of my shoes in febreze and wear them with no socks.

[Darkwing @LoyolaDarkwing]

Darkwing 2018 - 2019
President = Bubbles Vp = Fix Treasurer = Pstar Secretary = Stefano Captains = Baker, Honami, Tommy #GoBIG

[Matthew Fix @matthewfix]

Half way through this 10 page research paper:

[Matthew Fix @matthewfix]

Yeezy x Crocs https://t.co/tpqlDrwqOq

[Matthew Fix @matthewfix]

@anjali_aj Damn it

[Matthew Fix @matthewfix]

@anjali_aj happy birthday! I hope you have an amazing day you’re the best!!!!! 🌻🍯💛 u light up my life every Tuesday and Thursday every other day u r just okay

[Matthew Fix @matthewfix]

There is a gratuitous amount of animal sex going on around campus and I feel like I’m being upstaged by rabbits.

[NATHAN ARNETT @Big_A_69]

@SpongeBob someone needs to brush up on their wumbology

[Matthew Fix @matthewfix]

@FattMix looking forward to this @RamblersMBB / @FSUHoops matchup in the Final Four. Best of luck

[Matthew Fix @matthewfix]

I don’t know if I should thank God for Sister Jean or the other way around https://t.co/b71ibGap0e

[ESPN @espn]

Mood

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congrats to @LoyolaChicago and Sister Jean for a last-second upset - I had faith in my pick!