Fake Matthew Fox

[Fake Matthew Fox @matthewfox]

@wordburglar "I need to go back to the island." Don't get me started.

[Fake Matthew Fox @matthewfox]

Having brunch with the new Brawny guy tomorrow morning. Expecting bad news.

[Fake Matthew Fox @matthewfox]

I ran out of shaving gel for the second time today. Going to run to CostCo®.

[Fake Matthew Fox @matthewfox]

Taking a nap. Can't find my stubble protectant and humidifier, so I guess I have to sleep on my back momentarily.

[Fake Matthew Fox @matthewfox]

Listening to some Arcade Fire and thinking about life, love, Oregon, and what movie to rent tonight.

[Fake Matthew Fox @matthewfox]

I missed my normal steak, onion, arugula and vitamin E shake this morning. If I'm cranky, please forgive me.

[Fake Matthew Fox @matthewfox]

I couldn't help but notice that my beard looks great today.

[Fake Matthew Fox @matthewfox]

I was at the post office the other day and someone called me "Jack." I hate that. Kate calls me that all the time.

[Fake Matthew Fox @matthewfox]

Sorry about the delay. Had some issues here with this monitor. - Matthew Fox

[Fake Matthew Fox @matthewfox]

Wishing all this crap wasn't in the way of my background picture. I'm going to keep looking for a solution. - Matthew Fox

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Setting up twitter.