Matthew Heffner

Penn State Blue Band, Phi Mu Alpha, Award winner for worst bio of all time

[Matthew Heffner @matthewheff]

@bfordpingus Dude you'll never guess what time it is right now

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@bfordpingus The squeakquel

[CollegeMarching @CollegeMarching]

Ohio State’s @TBDBITL is making their first trip to Penn State in 17 years. Why has it taken so long for them to go back to Happy Valley?

A thread…

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@bpendino1 This might be your worst tweet. Proud of you for trying though 🥰

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@bpendino1 Not funny, didnt laugh, delete tweet +ratio

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@DocAndBlondie Ya I hate that too

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@Jennykv123 If not, then it's definitely not acceptable to get rum drunk. So I got you beat

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@Fearless_OW Totally kidding bro, it's all good

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@NeatMike Hey remember me? I'm the guy who said your videos were garbage in your Snapchat QnA so you snapped me back and said fuck you. Yeah on second thought maybe you shouldn't follow me

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Time to start a new chapter. Focus on me and learn from the past.

[Michael Buckstein @MBuckstein2332]

In exactly 1 week, the Plum Brass Quintet will be performing our Holiday Extravaganza at the Plum Community Center! We have a super diverse program, with both Christmas and Hanukkah tunes on the menu. If you’re not in the area, we will be live-streaming the concert on our FB page

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@unitlostgaming F

[Overwatch @PlayOverwatch]

The Overwatch Summer Games have begun: https://t.co/d8HM2Rd9i4

Hit the pitch and go for the gold...or just relax and have some fun! 🌴⚽🏅

[Overwatch @PlayOverwatch]

Let the battle commence...

Play Doomfist now on PC, PS4, and Xbox One!

Learn more @ https://t.co/JCSkZJGOzc

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@Sarah_kacz Yeah. Seems real familiar.

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@Sarah_kacz This might just be the first entertaining/funny tweet you've ever made

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@Sarah_kacz @Disney "Accidentally"

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@videogamedeals @DocAndBlondie