Matthew OIIIIIIIO

Jeep is Ollie. Cat is helping as they don't. Dad of a great kiddo who keeps me sane.

[Matthew OIIIIIIIO @matthewindeed]

A bear making bacon

[Matthew OIIIIIIIO @matthewindeed]

@mistrustme1 You're welcome. Had day off and you popped up, so I had fun with it. Here is Audrey Hepburn too. Have a good day.

[Matthew OIIIIIIIO @matthewindeed]

@mistrustme1

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@mistrustme1 This is for you. You were a lovely subject.

[Matthew OIIIIIIIO @matthewindeed]

@LittleMissLizz I just read all of Tank Girl in the last two days, for the first time. I thought of You. For sad and for badassry. I hope you're well and still kicking ass. ❤️

[Matthew OIIIIIIIO @matthewindeed]

@THEJeepMafia how long can we make it in 2wd?

We slid about mud skiing a bit. Fun stuff

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Backyard forecast: snowy and mud and #JeepMafia

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Are comedians doing more crowd work because they need to reach out from lack of close friends, or daily experiences, or is this just trying to move back into society post pandemic trend? #discuss

[Shady | A Father’s Fight 💔🫒✌️🕊️🇵🇸 @shadiradia]

alsalam ealaykum warahmat allah wabarakatuh 🙋🙋
#Ramadan Kareem to all 💥💥
#Please I need your help to treat my #child and provide some #food for my children🙏💔🫀
This is the #donation link, through which you can #send your #help ⬇️⬇️
https://t.co/3ip0qU6I5k

[Matthew OIIIIIIIO @matthewindeed]

Ever tell someone you didn't recognize them because their hair looks great? Then they remind you, 3 weeks ago they told you, they are doing chemo & it's a wig. I leaned into the compliment. Be kind to your acquaintances who care about you, even if you have a trash memory

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Watched the movie #Nope again, still terrified of primates. Well done movie. Jordan Peele does mastery work.

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Did anyone else learn in school not to define a word by using the word you're defining? I guess that isn't a thing anymore. Just repeat it twice for emphasis and let them do their research.

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The water is running below a gentle sheet of ice

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Out in the backyard w kiddo finding owl pellets. Apparently, kiddo thought the owl pellets smelled like grandpa's tobacco. Then said maybe it's the fungus on it.

[Matthew OIIIIIIIO @matthewindeed]

@jimmyfallon have you checked in on the The Roots tonight? Give them my Love

[Matthew OIIIIIIIO @matthewindeed]

Sometimes you want to feel like Margot Tenenebaum smoking a cigarette in the bath tub

[Matthew OIIIIIIIO @matthewindeed]

If you could be any celebrity who would you want to be?

Me, Winnie-the-Pooh

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Fun fact: pringles are great for people with bad or no teeth who still want chips. You can smash them with your tongue. They are so thin, and, if you're tired of only soup & baby food.

[Matthew OIIIIIIIO @matthewindeed]

Dips are a wonderful food invention. I could make and eat dips all day. Love it.
(Not the tobacco)
Spitting is impolite but still necessary for humans at times

[Matthew OIIIIIIIO @matthewindeed]

I've grown to have a small appetite but many meals. I could live on appetizers throughout the day. Unless I want to nap, then I'll go big, which is still not that big. Don't know how other bodies do it.

[Matthew OIIIIIIIO @matthewindeed]

Is heaven for men wandering about like the men of Last of the Summer Wine? Boyish goofshit