Matthew Is Still Not On X

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He may be thinking of 'Yarco'.

Or drunk.

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I am from Norwich, and have lived in Norfolk all my life.

This isn't true.

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"Smell my finger."

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I think he found a mirror.

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@SJSHeartbeat That famous third world disease that has never been seen in the UK, AIDS.

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I'm sure this photo choice is entirely coincidental.

Especially given it's both not in the linked article, and is of a hotel in Spain, nowhere near the UK.

Yep, definitely not racist. Definitely definitely.

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Damn those lesbians, and their pesky... existing...

So lefty.

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@TerryF1010 Who wants to teach this one about the birds and the bees?

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Been bucketing it down non stop over there in Slough... and they paid for the privilege. The match this afternoon was phenomenally piss poor too.

Ha ha!

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And as for that specific photo?

From a completely unrelated migrant incident, relating to Spain and the Canary islands, three years ago.

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For those who would like proof:

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@SJSHeartbeat Sadly, the photo - despite being of completely unrelated people, hundreds of miles away in Spain - has had exactly the effect you would have predicted in the comments section.

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Still, at least they actually went, eh?

I mean, they could have pretended to go see Norwich City.
Or pretended to see one of the Gallaghers.
Or pretended to have a migrant girlfriend and a dog.
Or pretended to have a life.

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"People I don't know went to a festival, and might be having a worse time than they anticipated due to the weather! This affects me in literally no way, and yet, as other people are now sadder.. ha ha!"

Seriously, Liam, who hurt you?

And can more people hurt you, please? Kthx.

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But LT, by definition, when you made it, THIS was your most recent tweet.

xx

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(the other three being World War 2, migrants and football, obviously)

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"HEY, THAT IS ONE OF THE FOUR THINGS THAT FORMS MY ENTIRE IDENTITY! WAIT FOR ME!"

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Guess he's found the Norwich City loss really hard to get over, eh?

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At some point, he's going to work out his YouTube followers don't have the same love for football that he does.

(And may, somehow, even be a little MORE racist...)

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One of these people already tweeted exactly what you apparently want them to say, four hours before you posted.

The other probably hates you, given you have a tendency to randomly insult his wife on LinkedIn, just because you used to work for her at a company that fired you.