Matthew Lipscomb

Souls Like the Wheels

[Matthew Lipscomb @matthewlipscomb]

@ChipotleTweets your Winter Garden, Florida store is running 30 minutes behind and counting for Pickup…have given the Mobile Order Pickup employee my name multiple times. She continues to look for two customers that don’t exist in the space…

[Matthew Lipscomb @matthewlipscomb]

@UCFCartwright goodbye Terry.

[Matthew Lipscomb @matthewlipscomb]

@CoachGusMalzahn is a snake-oil salesman and @TerryMohajirAD bought 8-figure snake oil.
Recruits and RJ and Kobe all deserve better.
But also, UCF donors and supporters deserve better. UCF is learning a $12mil lesson and maybe I don’t need to support them learning it anymore.

[Matthew Lipscomb @matthewlipscomb]

@CoachGusMalzahn is a snake-oil salesman and @TerryMohajirAD bought 8-figure snake oil.
Recruits and RJ and Kobe all deserve better.
But also, UCF donors and supporters deserve better. UCF is learning a $12mil lesson and maybe I don’t need to support them learning it anymore.

[Matthew Lipscomb @matthewlipscomb]

@CoachGusMalzahn is a snake-oil salesman and @TerryMohajirAD bought 8-figure snake oil.
Recruits and RJ and Kobe all deserve better.
But also, UCF donors and supporters deserve better. UCF is learning a $12mil lesson and maybe I don’t need to support them learning it anymore.

[Universal Orlando Resort @UniversalORL]

The first official Universal podcast is HERE! 🤩🎙️🌎

Read up on all the deets about what's streaming soon! https://t.co/I7CLvmqyzA

[Matthew Lipscomb @matthewlipscomb]

@theavettbros

[Matthew Lipscomb @matthewlipscomb]

-PATION!

[Matthew Lipscomb @matthewlipscomb]

I see you shiver with antici-

[Matthew Lipscomb @matthewlipscomb]

@michaelthibo Trying to shore up support for his re-election in 2022 and inevitable White House Run in 2024. That spineless Trump cuck can fuck all the way off.

[Matthew Lipscomb @matthewlipscomb]

I see you shiver with antici-

[Matthew Lipscomb @matthewlipscomb]

How DARE Disney use Frozen Too to push the gay, liberal, pagan, anti-wall, bestiality, climate change agenda?!
Jesus wept.
#intotheunkno0o0own

[Matthew Lipscomb @matthewlipscomb]

Nothing lights up a gaggle of groomsmen like an impromptu drum solo during "Wonderwall." #barobservations

[Matthew Lipscomb @matthewlipscomb]

A white guy dropping his Juul in a bar is the equivalent of a cheerleader dropping the spirit stick. #barobservations

[Matthew Lipscomb @matthewlipscomb]

Today was not my day. But we'll go get 'em tomorrow. Love you.

[Attractions Magazine @Attractions]

Our contest winners enjoying the #Halloween Soirée @TheEdisonFLA

[Matthew Lipscomb @matthewlipscomb]

I wish someone in school would've assured me that writing summer reading journals or character analyses would be cake compared to the endless note-taking at a big-boy job. #midlevelmanagememt

[Matthew Lipscomb @matthewlipscomb]

@fieldingPGA Boogity boogity boogity. Let's go racing!

[Matthew Lipscomb @matthewlipscomb]

It really burns me up that people are giving Festival of Fantasy dragon so much heat. That poor thing has been under fire. #festivaloffantasy #comevisitDiagonAlley

[Matthew Lipscomb @matthewlipscomb]

Does anybody else close their eyes after donning a staticky shirt straight from the dryer and imagine it's the warm embrace of human affection? No? Just me?

[Matthew Lipscomb @matthewlipscomb]

I'm at that level of single where the leftover Christmas treats sort of sleep in bed beside me.