Matthew Mann

Keepin it between the mustard and the mayonnaise

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

Tucker rockets the Astros' 8th grand slam of the season, a 433-foot blast to right field, and the Astros are talking it to the Rangers. It's 6-0.

[Houston Astros @astros]

The entire city of Houston better be playing Still Tippin’ on repeat tonight.

[Matthew Mann @matthewmann12]

@zackgreinke21_ and @ParkerMcCollum gotta be cousins somewhere down the line

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

I'm in @govkristinoem.

Can’t wait to add a new cowboy hat to my collection.

Let's go @BearkatsFB! Beat the Jacks.

#EatEmUpKats #FCSChampionship

[Matthew Mann @matthewmann12]

Houston’s 🐐

[ABC13 Houston @abc13houston]

Mattress Mack (and his adorable granddaughter) say if you need a warm place to stay, you can head over to @GFToday on 45N or in Richmond.

He has food, blankets, and clothes for anyone who needs it: https://t.co/22n3hFeG4u

[Matthew Mann @matthewmann12]

What ever y’all did to celebrate New Years last year, do the opposite

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Texans have fired head coach Bill O'Brien, per multiple reports

[Matthew Mann @matthewmann12]

@ParkerMcCollum @txmotorspeedway when fans are allowed back, @ParkerMcCollum for the in-field pre race show?

[Matthew Mann @matthewmann12]

@harriscojudge so now that you ruined @RODEOHOUSTON, are you shutting down county court houses too? If you haven’t noticed, people are in the same proximity as the rodeo

[Matthew Mann @matthewmann12]

@RODEOHOUSTON please don’t do this. If you’re that concerned with this damn virus, how about you just....don’t go?

[Steve Campion @SteveCampionHTX]

🚨 RODEO TO END EARLY 🚨 The early closure is an unprecedented move in the rodeo's history | More than half a million people have already attended this year. #BREAKING #abc13 #hounews https://t.co/3duOAQKMhI

[Matthew Mann @matthewmann12]

@ABCPolitics I can finally watch YouTube videos in peace again

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Getting ready to go to the Daytona 500. Will be GREAT!

[Matthew Mann @matthewmann12]

We pulled the pitcher who was having one of his best games of the post season after giving up one run then left the best pitcher in baseball in the bullpen when we needed him most. Not ideal

[Matthew Mann @matthewmann12]

@Buck do you know old Juan Soto is?

[Matthew Mann @matthewmann12]

@astros PLEASE find a way to resign Gerrit Cole

[Houston Astros @astros]

Would run through several brick walls for @ajhinch.

[Matthew Mann @matthewmann12]

Romeo Crennel, safeties 35 yards off the line of scrimmage when all they need is a field goal?? What in the fuck

[Matthew Mann @matthewmann12]

“How hot is it in Texas?”

[Matthew Mann @matthewmann12]

Someone explain how @KoeWetzel and @ParkerMcCollum played the same stage and didn’t play Love

[Matthew Mann @matthewmann12]

@tacobell the only real one when it comes to giving you an adequate amount sauce with your order