Matthew McHaffie

Writer. LFS Grad. Too many stars for any of this to matter. It's wonderful really.

[Matthew McHaffie @matthewmch]

https://t.co/wRQ31SycF1 Important to watch this every now and again.

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@joshjappel No one thinks that. Hong doesn't think that. See, there's this thing called jest, where people exaggerate things or draw correlations for a bit of a laugh.

Comedic exaggeration. Another insight into human behaviour you can add to the report.

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@joshjappel Um... yes? Politicians throughout history have used sport and other popular pastimes to promote themselves. Were you watching the White House lawn on Sunday??

Glad to have expanded your insight into humans, before your report back to the mothership.

[BBC Sport Scotland @BBCSportScot]

Just listen to this... 🥹

Goosebumps as the Scotland fans belt out Flower of Scotland at the World Cup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🎶

#BBCFootball #FifaWorldCup

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@Hear_Me_Roar195 @TRobinsonNewEra @TheCanaryUK

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@derek_torgerson @RightSide_Uk Man STFU

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@citizen_Wayne20 @faisalislam @BBCSport F*ck me there's always one isn't there?

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@AllNightLongJay @Devin_Heroux Can you just take a day off you twat?

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@MikeyOver1 Americans really don't have f*cking scooby do they?

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@FIFAWCXtra Already revealed on FM26

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@5ammymack @MatthewOToole2 Justice to you is burning alive innocent people from minority backgrounds.
Doesn't matter what I think. It's what you are - a fascist. Textbook definition. The sooner you accept it, the sooner you can work on becoming a better person.

[Matthew McHaffie @matthewmch]

@5ammymack @MatthewOToole2 Pure projection. Very revealing too. You see the prospect of innocent POC being burned alive as retribution for BLM.
How very fascist of you. Notice how you didn't even bother trying to deny the charge.

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@5ammymack @MatthewOToole2 "Innocent black and brown people should get used to people trying to burn them alive".

Now explain how you're not just a fascist.

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@DanFriedman81 Fucking hell. You people are insane.

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@samkaner @NYCMayor Whatever has happened to you to make you so jaded, I'm sorry.

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@laze91 @tormentalous You're very special in that way.

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@ArsenalN7 Got your wish.

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Everton players are already on holiday.

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@ClydeSSB No Reo? On what is potentially his final game? Sad 😞

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@39daph You've missed the most important reference of all - and from a fellow twitch streamer😅https://t.co/znYl0bRG8Z