Matt Andrews

I’m just here for the housewives

[Matt Andrews @matthewpauld]

@Delta I should preface this message by saying I hate most airlines and Delta is my favorite one. I have had traumatic experiences from Alaska, United and American. Delta has never given me anything PTSD-worthy and I value that more than anything. That is why my husband and I consider ourselves full-blown “Delta girlies” now.

Having said that, the last two flights I have had have been WiFi-traumatic. On both flights the flight attendant announced that delta’s free fast and fierce WiFi is not available, but there is an amazing opportunity for incredible WiFi. 25 minutes later in one flight (and over an hour on another) my WiFi finally connected and launched to a screen to pay for it for $20. I was paying attention to my fellow passengers and the whole plane was basically a sea of refreshing iPhone WiFi settings screens.

Both times I finally got to the pay screen and paid for WiFi I thought that maybe that was the barrier to good WiFi. Unfortunately, it did absolutely nothing but make me feel like I was crumpling up a $20 bill and throwing it in the trash.

Please, for the love of god, either discontinue offering WiFi on the flights that don’t have the good WiFi (and text people in advance so they can download the entertainment they need) OR spend the money to upgrade all of your planes with the good WiFi

It’s not hard. I know your execs are making filthy amounts of money. The flight attendant told me there are maybe like 10 of these small planes on her route with this awful internet and the rest have the good stuff. That’s prob like one day’s pay of an exec to fix. Just do better. I know you can.

Btw this was written on my phone notes app then copy/pasted into delta customer service text message, because I got tired of trying to load the delta website with this “WiFi” + when it loaded there was zero link for providing feedback, which is a red flag.

If you require documentation, during this flight it immediately loaded to the credit card screen and accepted my payment. Then it never worked again. I took a bunch of screen record videos of things not loading after it accepted my payment. It was icky feeling like I had to do that, but after my last flight I felt like it was necessary.

That was a very long way to say that I would like a refund for the WiFi i paid for that never worked, but more importantly give the feedback that having shitty WiFi is severely worse than having no WiFi at all. If I got a text message that said WiFi was not available 4 hours before my flight (which Alaska has done) I would have prepared for that.

I also paid $4 just to be able to post this bullshit.

[Matt Andrews @matthewpauld]

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Check out my best SNAP STATS of the year in the #MARVELSNAP Annual Recap!https://t.co/LI69EAbmUF

[Matt Andrews @matthewpauld]

Already obsessed with this album, but @billieeilish #birdsofafeather is actually a slowed down version of “Last Christmas, right? @Meghan_Trainor ‘s version, to be specific. Listen to the last 30 seconds of both and then tell me I’m nuts.

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@Stefild Who is this chick and why did I just get this notification in my feed? Sorry for your whatever

[Matt Andrews @matthewpauld]

@AmericanAir Um ok. That’s a straight up lie

[Matt Andrews @matthewpauld]

@AmericanAir I’m on AA flight 1918 to SDQ and have been sitting on it without moving for at least an hour. People are getting rowdy. What’s up?

[Matt Andrews @matthewpauld]

Hey there @AmericanAir! Still here. Still not moving. People walking through the aisles now. Flight attendant keeps accusing me of having my seat reclined bc allegedly we might be going somewhere soon (seat was never reclined). Can we go back to a gate at least?!? This is fucked

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And moving for literally 2 seconds every 10 minutes is starting to piss everyone off. Seriously this flight was already delayed like an hour and half. Wtf is up @AmericanAir

[Matt Andrews @matthewpauld]

@EricHassanXXX Vuori Ponto Short. After I got my first pair I can never wear anything else. Including other Vuori shorts. Normal is 7.5 inseam but they have a 5 inch.

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Hey @BeatShazamFOX - what happened to the play along aspect? That was the reason I watched!

[Matt Andrews @matthewpauld]

@zmead I feel you bro! When I was in HS working at Domino’s Pizza at minimum wage too I basically got the same offer and was like nahh sorry I’ve gotta finish my sophomore year! Stay strong my man- the trading card industry is on the come up?

[Matt Andrews @matthewpauld]

@NiceNotNiece #badgals #makemebreakfastbb #fangirl #fwap #moreonions

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@TheSiteSupply Had over an hour showing in the queue and then randomly went to the tab and it directed me there right away!

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@BrandiGlanville @ryanmarino_ chug-a-chug-chug-a-chug-a CHOO CHOO. God that was hard to write lol. #slumberparty

[Matt Andrews @matthewpauld]

@JeffProbst what if all those “idol hunters” started finding “punishment idols” unless they found a damn clue that led them to it? I’d love a “lose a vote” or “automatic vote against me” for those that feel they are above the clues! #SurvivorIslandoftheIdols

[Matt Andrews @matthewpauld]

@LittleMix got front row tix to Ari in Seattle solely to see you & had front row at O2. Jade thx 4 bein an ally. You changed my life.