MK

Life in the big city.

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

Winning a game through bizarre, inexplicable luck despite looking bad all day.

Folks, Auburn might be back.

[MK @matthewpeed]

@hitchariide

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

I wasn’t expecting that! 🤣😂

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Alabama a man said "Roll Tide" to me as a greeting.

Later that same day, the same man said "Roll Tide" as a goodbye.

I asked a woman at the store what it means.

She said, "Roll Tide."

I asked what it means.

She said, "It means Roll Tide, sugar."

So I began collecting evidence. I kept a list. I am not embarrassed about the list.

I have now heard "Roll Tide" used as: hello. Goodbye. Thank you. I am sorry. Congratulations. That is unfortunate. I agree. I disagree. And once, in a hardware store, as a complete set of instructions for installing a ceiling fan.

I heard it said at a funeral.

It was appropriate. It was the most appropriate thing anyone said that day.

I began using it. Carefully at first, the way a man handles a borrowed sword.

I said it to a cashier. She said it back.

I said it to a police officer who had stopped me for a broken taillight.

He looked at me for a long moment. He looked at my face. He looked at my taillight.

Then he said it back, and nodded once, and did not write the ticket.

I wish to be extremely clear that I am not claiming those two events are related.

I am also not claiming they are unrelated.

A man at a gas station heard my accent and asked where I was from. I told him Japan.

He said, "Roll Tide."

He meant welcome. I knew he meant welcome. There was no ambiguity at all.

I have been in Alabama eleven days.

I have one word.

It has been enough for everything.

I have started saying it in other states.

It does not work in other states.

I said it in a warehouse store in Oregon. One man turned around.

He was from Alabama. He said it back. We did not speak after that. We did not have to.

I say it anyway.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

world cup announcer just said "the English have struggled historically here in Massachusetts" lol

[: @trevorngl]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[Martyr Made @martyrmade]

Anyone still saying this was a counterterrorism operation, rather than an attempt to make Gaza unlivable and drive out the population, is a shameless liar, and they deserve the same response as if they’d spit in your face.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

One taxpayer funded daycare after another where there are literally zero kids, not even a few kids just for show!

[Christopher Oven @Chris_Oven]

If I had a quarter for every 17-point lead OU’s blown in CFP games… 😢

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Terry Rozier guilty as hell 😭😭😭

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerks]

It’s been 20 minutes, and I’ve yet to stop laughing

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

Curt Cignetti, Kirby Smart, and Nick Saban at Alabama (2010)

[Kai ꗞ @mp2fye25]

Patrick Mahomes is lowk Jameis Winston if every stupid idea he tries works

[MK @matthewpeed]

@historyinmemes @TmarTn Mw2019 was the start

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

hang it in the rafters. generational run

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

Every one