Matt Petroni

[Matt Petroni @matthewpetroni]

Forgive me Lord for I have simped

[Matt Petroni @matthewpetroni]

@SydBach Are you actually tweeting while I’m outside waiting

[𝓶𝓪𝔂𝓪🏹 @trxpicxo_]

CONFESSION: I RANDOMLY hang UP on PPL when I DONT FEEL like talkin no more😭

[Matt Petroni @matthewpetroni]

@SydBach Depends on the size of the hole

[jaim @jaimecuningham]

The weather gets goin and the people get goin

[Matt Petroni @matthewpetroni]

Im soaking wet

[Disney+ @DisneyPlus]

#ObiWanKenobi, a limited series, starts streaming May 27 on #DisneyPlus.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

This is so fucking rockstar

[Sid Seixeiro @Sid_Seixeiro]

I know it’s a busy sports evening, but a quick reminder that Canada’s mens soccer program play their biggest game in recent memory tonight at BMO against Panama. A win here and World Cup Qualification goes from a dream to a possibly. 7pm est on Sportsnet One. Massive game.

[Sid Seixeiro @Sid_Seixeiro]

During the 2019 Women’s World Cup USA beat Thailand 13-0. It was disgusting. After the game, the Americans were unapologetic. I remember thinking “one day this team is going to get theirs.” Thank you Canada for giving it to them. Onto the gold medal game. Let’s go.

[Matt Petroni @matthewpetroni]

@donnovanbennett None of this is new information. Where was this energy the previous Canada days you have celebrated?

[Matt Petroni @matthewpetroni]

Common man

[The Windsor Star @TheWindsorStar]

Photos: that sinking feeling as boater loses vehicle at LaSalle marina https://t.co/lEoSmBesgK

[Darius Slay @bigplay24slay]

We been knew this.... #9 the goat💪🏾✊🏽

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Imagine wanting a child to stay in foster care as opposed to letting it be raised by two loving parents. And imagine the highest court in the land thinking this is a perfectly valid stance. Religion is a HORROR.

[Matt Petroni @matthewpetroni]

@Sid_Seixeiro They looked awful tho??

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Congrats Canada on stage 1 of re-opening you can now do hand stuff with your significant other on a patio

[Sid Seixeiro @Sid_Seixeiro]

When Ontario enters Stage One of reopening and you get off work at 10am and Euro 2020 starts at 3pm...

[𝔻𝕖𝕧𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝔻𝕖𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕚𝕥 @Devoted2DET]

RT if you think Armando Galarraga’s “Near Perfect Game” needs to officially be corrected to MLB’s 24th Official Perfect Game!

@MLB @tigers

[Matt Petroni @matthewpetroni]

@HopperJustin But arnt you a virgin?