Matthew Baxter

Cinematographer.

[Matthew Baxter @matthewrbaxter]

Y’all trying to buy some Ray Bans?

[AKIRA THE DON @akirathedon]

Sweet, smiling Tom

Never deleted a post
Never suspended an account
Never rearranged a timeline

You gave us everything and we forsook you 😓

[ESPN @espn]

Don't sleep on Sister Mary Jo's curve ball 🔥

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

One time in chapel in college a student opened a prayer with “hey daddy” and I still haven’t recovered from that.

[Matthew Baxter @matthewrbaxter]

@eamos @SFGiants Bonds is a joke

[wheels @wheelswordsmith]

this photo from a high school drunk driving demonstration is the most metal thing i've ever seen

[Matthew Baxter @matthewrbaxter]

@TheNewsshooter @freeflysystems Doesn’t ARRI have a 5 axis stabilizer?

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

MoviePass: We sell $10 bills for $8!
Everyone: How will you make money?
MoviePass: VOLUME

[Maxx Danziger @MaxxSIO]

me, at a club: do you take requests?

DJ: yeah what’s up

me: *slides over $10* please turn it down

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

i know what your first favorite lindsay lohan movie is

and i know what your second favorite lindsay lohan movie is

but it’s what your third favorite lindsay lohan movie is that defines u as a person

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

Do 'Close Door' Buttons in Elevators Actually Do Anything? — https://t.co/9N1jjxq2ML

[Jared C. Wilson @jaredcwilson]

“We’re gonna go ahead and get started.” - every Sunday School teacher

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

Whenever a guy passes me on a hoverboard, I always longingly whisper “there he goes...” under my breath.

[Dan White Jr. @danwhitejr]

Fundamentalism is the way people (either Conservative or Progressive) carry their values:

1. Absolutism in Belief
2. Self-righteous in Spirit
3. Combative in Dialogue
4. Us vs Them in Orientation
5. Demonizing Other Groups
6. Policing Ideological Borders
7. Using Shame on Others

[Natto @natt0]

#NBAFinals

[Rich Porter @LEGENDARYQU4N]

he looks like this so they can look like this

[The MilanTooner @TheMilanTooner]

you haven't experienced life until you've seen Muppet outtakes

[K (Skubal Trade Block) @k_walnation3]

Friend 1: It’s Yanny.

Friend 2: It’s Laurel.

Me:

[Matthew Baxter @matthewrbaxter]

@FedExHelp I need help with a package