Matt Sampson

[James @CaucasianJames]

can’t make this up

[Mr. Prather (IG: Hail_Zel) @Hail_Zel]

Lil Durk still got me weak! In the middle the song he just goes “India Royale Cosmetics, I’m just promoting my b****, drake songs doing big streams for sure, I’m just promoting her shit”… it ain’t have nothing to do with the song! 😂😂 Dat boy just wanted to put his girl on

[Matt Sampson @matthewsampn]

New screen protector went on absolutely perfectly. You know for a fact this thing is gonna be broken before the end of the week

[Matt Sampson @matthewsampn]

Can’t be associating with people who got a lot of “it’s not my fault” in ‘em

[Matt Sampson @matthewsampn]

It’s so fuckin arbitrary what businesses are allowed to be open. Insane. Sobeys can have 200 people but a small locally owned fishing shop can’t have 2 people in the store? Okay my guy. Yep.

[Matt Sampson @matthewsampn]

I wanna get back on some conscious and present vibes

[Matt Sampson @matthewsampn]

I wake up every morning and my skin wages war against me

[Matt Sampson @matthewsampn]

Oh, it’s in 100% factory condition and everything works completely as intended and there is nothing to fix before I get to enjoy it? I’ll pass. Gimme the barely recognizable one that’s scuffed asf and needs hella attention plssss. tytyty :)

[Matt Sampson @matthewsampn]

Just one gong show meshing seamlessly with another. Gong budget must be off the charts

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

doing a reverse lent where i pick a new vice to get hooked on for the next 40 days. taking suggestions

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

People act like I’m immune to insecurities just because I have an absurdly massive cock. My dick may be enormous but I still battle insecurities just like you tiny wiener men do

[Matt Sampson @matthewsampn]

Ahh yes Valentine’s Day, coo coo coo.. gonna go listen to like 10 hrs of lil peep see y’all tmr

[Matt Sampson @matthewsampn]

Damn they really put range restrictions on the break room wifi and now I don’t get it from our office. You really want me to work for the money you’re paying me, eh? I didn’t sign up for this.

[Matt Sampson @matthewsampn]

“ur” but then later in the same sentence “your”

[Matt Sampson @matthewsampn]

Salty treats feel healthier than sweet ones idk

[Matt Sampson @matthewsampn]

Mental health dysmorphia

[Matt Sampson @matthewsampn]

As soon as it actually becomes attainable the attraction is gone

[Matt Sampson @matthewsampn]

If my mental health is thriving my tunes are probably not

[Matt Sampson @matthewsampn]

Twitter’s brand of chaos keeps me coming back. It’s always the end of the world about something and I admire that abt this place