Matthew Simoneau

Matthew Simoneau is a software developer in Boston, MA.

[Matthew Simoneau @matthewsim]

You have been warned.

[Matthew Simoneau @matthewsim]

@MATLAB 😏

[Matthew Simoneau @matthewsim]

@dbs_care I receive email for someone else's account. I guess they put in my email instead of their own? Please DM me so you can fix their account.

[Matthew Simoneau @matthewsim]

@jeremyfaust @CarlosdelRio7 @dlbernson @marty_walsh @MassGovernor @PostOpinions @drsanjaygupta @Craig_A_Spencer @DrTomFrieden @MassMedical @stephanie_murr @jeremyfaust I love that you’re tracking this! Do your sources suggest non-health-related categories which are actually down, e.g. car crashes, and could be hiding additional COVID deaths?

[Matthew Simoneau @matthewsim]

Are you in engineering or product design? Curious to see what it's like to work at @toasttab? Join us next week at @fajitasandritas for free food and drinks, several short talks on challenges we've tackled, and networking. RSVP below!
https://t.co/CoIGIAUuql

[Stewart Brand @stewartbrand]

I will buckle down to work as soon as I finish reading the Internet.

[Matthew Simoneau @matthewsim]

Today in dystopian e-mail subjects: "Voluntary Life Deductions". (They actually meant life INSURANCE deductions.)

[Ned Gulley @gulley]

Does this picture remind anyone else of the old arcade game "Defender"? https://t.co/6DAhjxEEkw

[Ned Gulley @gulley]

@matthewsim Jupiter.

[Matthew Simoneau @matthewsim]

@gulley, what's the bright star just below the moon tonight?

[Reply All @replyall]

It's email debt forgiveness day. We believe in you.

[Matthew Simoneau @matthewsim]

@pennjillette Do you have a baby-holding policy for post-show photos? Is @MrTeller more or less permissive? My son is like zero.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Why is @BarackObama constantly issuing executive orders that are major power grabs of authority? This is the latest
http://t.co/4IVBckTE

[Governor Mike Pence @GovPenceIN]

Calls to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. are offensive and unconstitutional.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We can't let this happen. We should march on Washington and stop this travesty. Our nation is totally divided!

[Neon Clock Tweet Bot @NixieBot]

@p_x_g here's your pic.

[Peter Galvin @p_x_g]

kaboom! #NixieBotShowMe

[Elias Jarlebring @ejarlebring]

.@MATLABCentral now requires that you create account to download user contributed files. Rude. Not in the spirit of the free work of author.

[Matthew Simoneau @matthewsim]

They even hire old dogs like me. Come learn new tricks! https://t.co/wdYdZtfIkC

[Matthew Simoneau @matthewsim]

Programmers everywhere enjoy Mark and Sweep, the wacky morning zoo radio show.