Matthew

[Matthew @matthewski28]

It’s 2026, how do toll booths not have chip readers

[Matthew @matthewski28]

If you have a Jeep Wrangler with rubber ducks on your dashboard, you need to be exterminated

[Wahoo Global Takeover @WahooGlobal]

7-5 UVA and 6-6 Colorado in the tunnel before their matchup in the LendingTree Bowl:

[Scott Bell @sbell021]

Babe, wake up, the new Ohio State excuse just dropped.

[Matthew @matthewski28]

I know a simple solution to make sure that doesn’t happen

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“THEY’RE NOT FUCKING PLANTING A FLAG ON OUR FUCKING FIELD AGAIN”

Ohio State’s Jack Sawyer, who went 0-4 vs Michigan in his college career, was not having it after the game

[Alejandro Zúñiga @ByAZuniga]

Michigan QB Davis Warren: “We’re going to win in your house and we’re gonna plant the flag. You should’ve done something about it.”

[Matthew @matthewski28]

Sorry in advance: I’m going to be insufferable today

[Matthew @matthewski28]

-Michigan got waxed
-Lost every bet I placed this weekend
-Went 0-4 in Fantasy matchups

Football is so back.

[Matthew @matthewski28]

@the_riddlier Got my ring, everything else is cherry on top. I’m pretty pissed right now if I have to be honest

[Big Ten Conference @bigten]

We know you’ve been waiting for this one…

“Maps” is here and it’s beautiful. #B1GWelcome

[Matthew @matthewski28]

@_Jeffgh Every man’s dream

[Swanky Wolverine @swankywolverine]

The EA Sports College Football 25 dynasty mode for Ohio State lets you pick excuses for losing games to Michigan. Incredibly realistic.

[Matthew @matthewski28]

@StoolMintzy @BFW “Damn good coach” and “losing to Michigan” don’t sound like they belong in the same sentence

[Matthew @matthewski28]

Happy Birthday Thomas Jefferson

[Matthew @matthewski28]

@the_riddlier My plan, as of now, is to send out some more tweets

[Matthew @matthewski28]

I think ima start tweetin again

[Matthew @matthewski28]

@the_riddlier

[Brandon Koretz @BrandonKoretz]

Please enjoy this video of EA Sports College Football 25 cover athlete Donovan Edwards running for 75-yard and 85-yard touchdowns with a cast on his dominant hand in the second-ever 11-0 vs. 11-0 matchup in the history of the Michigan-Ohio State rivalry.

[Brandon Walker College Football Show @BFWshow]

Give the people what they want @UMichFootball!

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

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