Matthew Stucky

Half Man. Half Beast. All Manbeast.

[tricia olds @triciaolds]

I implore you to unfollow the Cheeto. Buh bye! 👋

[Matthew Stucky @matthewstucky]

@theTunnelBear Yo! Where my sweet sweet honey soaked 1 GB?

[Matthew Stucky @matthewstucky]

@AskLyft If your license was issued under a year old can you use a driver history from the last state that issued you a license?

[Epcot Centre @EpcotCentre]

We're sorry, but we can't allow children to wear sneakers with blinking lights at Epcot as they have been proven to trigger seizures.

[Matthew Stucky @matthewstucky]

Sprung @ Brooklyn Botanic Garden http://t.co/2Rnkkb3E8U

[Matthew Stucky @matthewstucky]

Stunning Photography by Lucas Foglia in @FT. http://t.co/jL3Y7KXIis

[Matthew Stucky @matthewstucky]

@sethmeyers is absolutely killing it with @DrOz tonight on @LateNightSeth.

[Matthew Stucky @matthewstucky]

Listening to these two jackasses debate the ins and outs of all 30 people they are cheating on is making me lose my appetite.

[Matthew Stucky @matthewstucky]

Just give all the #oscars to Matthew Mcconaughey for True Detective already. #TrueDetective

[Matthew Stucky @matthewstucky]

This tweet cost me $4. http://t.co/1yGok3QMfe

[Sara Miller @saramill]

Photo of the year? #Netanyahu and #Merkel in #Israel By @israelphoto

[Matthew Stucky @matthewstucky]

I want a DOG!!!! http://t.co/06Qd4ITGBu

[Matthew Stucky @matthewstucky]

Goodevening New York! We Are THUNDERSLEET!!!

[Matthew Stucky @matthewstucky]

On repeat“@billmartin: If you're ever curious about my inner monologue, it's mostly just the video for Mandolin Rain http://t.co/mx2SXzqX3O”

[Matthew Stucky @matthewstucky]

Often. Way to go @netflix

[Lily C @findlilyhere]

I can't stop watching this gif: http://t.co/sAwCKnBJyE

[Matthew Stucky @matthewstucky]

The future is now. http://t.co/Y49smURAjU

[Matthew Stucky @matthewstucky]

This just in: Matt Lauer’s stubble ‘stache has conjunctivitis. #Olympics2014

[Matthew Stucky @matthewstucky]

Triple salchow refs making me hungry. Give me beef/pork meatballs stat. #Olympics2014

[Matthew Stucky @matthewstucky]

Costas takes gold in poop eye. Really wishing Matt Lauer was fighting through an eye infection tonight. Where is the Olympic struggle @nbc?