matt

i’m hella kafkaesque

[matt @matthhewitt]

guy who posts about a fake instagram account of him and everyone likes that account more

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netflix deciding how to color grade their newest show

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there are disney adults looking at the garden grove chemical spill like yay shorter lines

[matt @matthhewitt]

ngl i thought solving mysteries would be a bigger part of my life

[matt @matthhewitt]

just saw michael mckean at an art gallery

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one of those nights

[matt @matthhewitt]

the oscars should have a surprise unannounced in memoriam to keep people watching

[matt @matthhewitt]

i hate los feliz just saw a woman wearing a hat she wasn’t quirky enough for

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great call making this guy the face of emojis. he earned it

[matt @matthhewitt]

when people are like i never seen a star war ! it’s like cool. i’m impressed that you’ve experienced less stuff

[matt @matthhewitt]

at the costume shop sale seeing guys consider hats that will ruin their entire life

[matt @matthhewitt]

no joke i love it when a worse bad thing happens to make the previous bad thing you were concerned with seem less bad

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we had hope back then.

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late night thinking about Derezzed by daft punk on the tron legacy soundtrack

[matt @matthhewitt]

animal crackers in my soup

[matt @matthhewitt]

no offense to yoshi, great guy, but his island seems like a not great place to visit

[matt @matthhewitt]

are DMT vapes real or is it an autozone wings deal

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sabrina carpenter in hell be like burning in lake! cause i'm a sinner

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this summer

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mythbusters made a real homer simpson