Matthew Higginbotham

[Matthew Higginbotham @matthiggy23]

@sarahvenable630 Some people just want to watch the world burn.

[Matthew Higginbotham @matthiggy23]

@beccaaaahhhhh Hey, congrats on your engagement.

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@Jacob_T_Cooper yeah, but I think that you're really underestimating my current level of rage.

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@Jacob_T_Cooper come on Cooper, that's weak. We've prepared for this our whole lives. If you can't make it to level 30 your an embarrassment

[Matthew Higginbotham @matthiggy23]

1st and 2nd Samuel. The original Game of Thrones.

[Matthew Higginbotham @matthiggy23]

@JCWilliams_365 I never said I was smart. It's a good thing I'm so pretty.

[Matthew Higginbotham @matthiggy23]

@micahheffington "Your gums are looking a little bloody. You should floss more."

[Matthew Higginbotham @matthiggy23]

I just tried to command F a book. That's enough computer for me today.

[Matthew Higginbotham @matthiggy23]

When asked, "How can you cry on command?" @JCWilliams_365 responded, "The trick is, I'm always sad!"

[Matthew Higginbotham @matthiggy23]

@johntheman96 how can you say that? Finals are the whole reason I go to school! Nothing like the feelings Self loathing and inadequacy!

[Matthew Higginbotham @matthiggy23]

@brookemmercer @amhiggy

[Matthew Higginbotham @matthiggy23]

Salt is my favorite food. Well... Basically anything that's white and powdery. @JCWilliams_365

[Matthew Higginbotham @matthiggy23]

Well my birthday is in an hour. That's happening.

[Matthew Higginbotham @matthiggy23]

"I had braces for 18 months. It was like two pregnancies in my mouth" - Claire

[Matthew Higginbotham @matthiggy23]

When your girlfriend gives better hair cuts than the barber, you know you've chosen well. @JCWilliams_365

[Matthew Higginbotham @matthiggy23]

@JCWilliams_365 is freaking out about her bug bites. #KnitToForget

[Matthew Higginbotham @matthiggy23]

"Solomon had 700 wives, 300 concubines and some porcupines!" -Billy Smith

[Matthew Higginbotham @matthiggy23]

@pinkypoolparty it could always be worse. You could have no ear lobes. Or toes.

[Matthew Higginbotham @matthiggy23]

Claire holds her cheeks when she is scared. #FearTheWalkingDead