Matt

Building games. Leading teams. Asking better questions. Chief of Staff @ World Makers | ex-Amazon | Clarity over chaos.

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That’s the thing about gowns: they’re free. You can just take them.

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"The enemies of this nation have flourished under your protection."

"No more capable of conducting the affairs of this nation, than you are of running a Brothel."

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@BenObeseJecty There’s been such a glut of Conservative policies published since the last election.

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@GRRRRRaham_King He’s my local MP. The bulk of his energy seems to be spent on cheap trolling via Twitter— especially of Reform.

It would be less irritating were he actually witty enough to land some blows. As it is, he’s basically campaigning for Reform at this point.

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@paul_rivers @BenObeseJecty @LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk Likewise. I gave the benefit of the doubt last time — not again.

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Oh, Canada.

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@RupertLowe10 You have been - and remain - an excellent MP. It’s clear to everyone that these accusations are a clumsy attempt to smear you for threatening the egos of others.

Don’t let the bastards grind you down. Would that any of them had half the decency you so clearly show.

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The world is dark and full of terrors, but Labradors and sunsets both help.

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@Keir_Starmer In the name of God, go.

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@sPaNkGrRrL We shall not see his like again.

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@RobertJenrick I'll do you one better: why is Rachel Reeves?

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I’ve been going to the gym for just about a year now, and every time - every single time - I use the leg press machine I imagine I’m entering the cockpit of a Colonial Viper.

Too cool for school.

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@Ed_Miliband Mad Miliband strikes again:

On 16th December, wasted wind cost Britain: £7,427,166
£1,765,748 switching off wind turbines
£5,661,417 buying energy elsewhere

https://t.co/k6XZYGatoK

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@BenRoyTurner Indy is that good? I've been hovering over it, but, I'm just not sure I'm ready to be hurt again...

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@sPaNkGrRrL

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@RupertLowe10 @Keir_Starmer So say we all. Keep the pressure on.

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@itsTronBonne You’re awesome.

It’s the games that are wrong.

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@immobilising Well just give him your number, and invite him out to coffee sometime.

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@darrengrimes @danwootton Thank goodness for all this cultural enrichment. How lucky we are.

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@sPaNkGrRrL You definitely locked the butler in the fridge, right?