M҉ả̴̞̫͖̼̙̦̺̪̟̹̑͐̃̿̂̚̕ ƚ†i͛ℤ𝗼⃥ Ꮤꀧl҉༙྇𐌋ꁲm̧̩͑̃̇͞ꃔ𝕆

Dreams of a cat-led parliament for a happier world

"Oooh, a pint in each hand, a scarf and a beard. Are you their top boy?" - Stan Collymore

#fcum #mufc 🌐

[M҉ả̴̞̫͖̼̙̦̺̪̟̹̑͐̃̿̂̚̕ ƚ†i͛ℤ𝗼⃥ Ꮤꀧl҉༙྇𐌋ꁲm̧̩͑̃̇͞ꃔ𝕆 @matthirtyfive]

To bait people out to grass on themselves.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Every few months a story like this gets circulated in the press to scare people.

If it didn’t cost more per month than Firesticks do for a year, not to mention the fact that there are still plenty of games you legally cannot watch in the UK, you wouldn’t have a problem.

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

And that’s fine. And true. But it tells you everything you need to know about England fans that they never chanted the same about Johnson, Sunak and co.

[M҉ả̴̞̫͖̼̙̦̺̪̟̹̑͐̃̿̂̚̕ ƚ†i͛ℤ𝗼⃥ Ꮤꀧl҉༙྇𐌋ꁲm̧̩͑̃̇͞ꃔ𝕆 @matthirtyfive]

This process really needs speeding up. Annoying how long the NPL has to wait.

[Ollie Bayliss @Ollie_Bayliss]

National League dates for the 2025/26 season:

Fixture Release Day – Wednesday 9 July
Opening Day – Saturday 9 August
Closing Day - Saturday 25 April
Promotion Finals - Saturday 9 May/Sunday 10 May

[M҉ả̴̞̫͖̼̙̦̺̪̟̹̑͐̃̿̂̚̕ ƚ†i͛ℤ𝗼⃥ Ꮤꀧl҉༙྇𐌋ꁲm̧̩͑̃̇͞ꃔ𝕆 @matthirtyfive]

@FootballRamble Three up from National League is a must but I have to disagree regarding the National League play offs, they are miles better than EFL playoffs. You get rewarded for each higher position you finish in a way you don’t with the EFL play-offs.

[M҉ả̴̞̫͖̼̙̦̺̪̟̹̑͐̃̿̂̚̕ ƚ†i͛ℤ𝗼⃥ Ꮤꀧl҉༙྇𐌋ꁲm̧̩͑̃̇͞ꃔ𝕆 @matthirtyfive]

@ScaleSilver49 Don’t think he’ll serve a second full term but a lot will probably depend if there’s a clear centrist candidate who can run relatively unopposed. Don’t think the MPs will want Raynor unfortunately.

[M҉ả̴̞̫͖̼̙̦̺̪̟̹̑͐̃̿̂̚̕ ƚ†i͛ℤ𝗼⃥ Ꮤꀧl҉༙྇𐌋ꁲm̧̩͑̃̇͞ꃔ𝕆 @matthirtyfive]

She’s not even pretending she’s gonna make the next election anymore is she.

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

"Is she [Liz Truss] still in the party?" Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch asks @ChrisMasonBBC

https://t.co/2RdRyC7yfk

[M҉ả̴̞̫͖̼̙̦̺̪̟̹̑͐̃̿̂̚̕ ƚ†i͛ℤ𝗼⃥ Ꮤꀧl҉༙྇𐌋ꁲm̧̩͑̃̇͞ꃔ𝕆 @matthirtyfive]

@ScaleSilver49 Tbh not only do I think Starmer will be in charge come the next GE, I think when push comes to shove he’ll win a second term because reform burn through people too quick to gain enough credibility to actually win an election & the tories are absolutely rudderless.

[M҉ả̴̞̫͖̼̙̦̺̪̟̹̑͐̃̿̂̚̕ ƚ†i͛ℤ𝗼⃥ Ꮤꀧl҉༙྇𐌋ꁲm̧̩͑̃̇͞ꃔ𝕆 @matthirtyfive]

@PabloAnon010 I wouldn’t sell him this summer but only because Luke Shaw would be first out the door if I was in charge and I don’t trust the centre backs fitness enough that Mazraoui won’t be needed there again.

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

Interesting take Jon. Would love to know more.

[M҉ả̴̞̫͖̼̙̦̺̪̟̹̑͐̃̿̂̚̕ ƚ†i͛ℤ𝗼⃥ Ꮤꀧl҉༙྇𐌋ꁲm̧̩͑̃̇͞ꃔ𝕆 @matthirtyfive]

@yremogtnomnagol If they were serious about getting it off the ground they’d have had the first one in Europe. Get real hype from that then send it onto the world. In reality it is just part of the bribing process to get the actual world cup.

[M҉ả̴̞̫͖̼̙̦̺̪̟̹̑͐̃̿̂̚̕ ƚ†i͛ℤ𝗼⃥ Ꮤꀧl҉༙྇𐌋ꁲm̧̩͑̃̇͞ꃔ𝕆 @matthirtyfive]

@ScaleSilver49 Yeah Midd is defo in more need than Stockport

[M҉ả̴̞̫͖̼̙̦̺̪̟̹̑͐̃̿̂̚̕ ƚ†i͛ℤ𝗼⃥ Ꮤꀧl҉༙྇𐌋ꁲm̧̩͑̃̇͞ꃔ𝕆 @matthirtyfive]

A Zone 2 stop linking the Bury & Oldham lines 👌🏻💋

[Manchester City Council @ManCityCouncil]

Our Council Leader responds to news today that Greater Manchester will receive £2.5bn in new funding to create the UK's first fully integrated, zero-emission transport network - including a new tram stop in Collyhurst.

Leader's full statement is here: https://t.co/shEZT7cIL6

[ScotRail @ScotRail]

Just round the corner, hair by Les Porter.

[M҉ả̴̞̫͖̼̙̦̺̪̟̹̑͐̃̿̂̚̕ ƚ†i͛ℤ𝗼⃥ Ꮤꀧl҉༙྇𐌋ꁲm̧̩͑̃̇͞ꃔ𝕆 @matthirtyfive]

@Paul_Donohue I agree with that but the National Leagues playoff system is the best one going in my opinion. Oldham had to play an extra game because they weren’t as good as York, Southend had to play every game away from home. Every team is award for finishing as up as they can.

[M҉ả̴̞̫͖̼̙̦̺̪̟̹̑͐̃̿̂̚̕ ƚ†i͛ℤ𝗼⃥ Ꮤꀧl҉༙྇𐌋ꁲm̧̩͑̃̇͞ꃔ𝕆 @matthirtyfive]

Pissing 😂🤣😂

[York City F(C) @YorkCityFC]

Unjust Promotion Rules – A Call for Immediate Reform

An open letter from Julie-Anne Uggla addressed to the National League & the EFL

⤵️

#YCFC🔴🔵

[M҉ả̴̞̫͖̼̙̦̺̪̟̹̑͐̃̿̂̚̕ ƚ†i͛ℤ𝗼⃥ Ꮤꀧl҉༙྇𐌋ꁲm̧̩͑̃̇͞ꃔ𝕆 @matthirtyfive]

@MAJORLAZER @diplo No it’s not. Please take this back 👴🏻

[M҉ả̴̞̫͖̼̙̦̺̪̟̹̑͐̃̿̂̚̕ ƚ†i͛ℤ𝗼⃥ Ꮤꀧl҉༙྇𐌋ꁲm̧̩͑̃̇͞ꃔ𝕆 @matthirtyfive]

@ScaleSilver49 @GMNonLeague Was hoping they would do a County and drop down to our level for a few years…. That dream is now transposed to Dale. Alty can go up next year though.

[M҉ả̴̞̫͖̼̙̦̺̪̟̹̑͐̃̿̂̚̕ ƚ†i͛ℤ𝗼⃥ Ꮤꀧl҉༙྇𐌋ꁲm̧̩͑̃̇͞ꃔ𝕆 @matthirtyfive]

The @FenixTrophy finals of course!

[Futbology @FutbologyApp]

May is done.

What was your best match experience?

[M҉ả̴̞̫͖̼̙̦̺̪̟̹̑͐̃̿̂̚̕ ƚ†i͛ℤ𝗼⃥ Ꮤꀧl҉༙྇𐌋ꁲm̧̩͑̃̇͞ꃔ𝕆 @matthirtyfive]

No other country in the world compares to England. 52k for tier 5 football!

[Ollie Bayliss @Ollie_Bayliss]

Despite the limits on ticket sales, Oldham v Southend has set a new National League attendance record!

[Never Mind The Tories @mcOOey]

Deserves some kind of Oscar nomination this. Incredible. @LukeTheNuke180