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very unfunny. i tweet words here.

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@BFW god damn brandon

[Graham Glasgow @gglasgow61]

Keep Ryan Day 💯

[Kendrick Lamar @kendricklamar]

GNX
https://t.co/h9NaZaivRd

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@tzupes where are the bartman-type reactions when they’re actually warranted??

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Oooooooooooof what a swing and a miss

[Jesse Rogers @JesseRogersESPN]

Meet Austin Capobianco (middle), the fan that interfered with Mookie. I was talking to him at a local bar when a bunch of other fans asked him to take a pic with him and for his autograph. He was a beaut. Story up soon at ESPN: “If it’s in our area, we’re going to ‘D’ up.”

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@MrDBHoff i understand trying to grab a home run ball or whatever, but just straight up grabbing the player/their glove is insane

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

IT’S NOT. ALWAYS. ABOUT. THE. MONEY. SHPIDAMAN.

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i don’t understand

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

Japan has invented a beer glass that makes you drink slower.

The shape of the glass slows down the pace of drinking by about three times.

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@MrDBHoff it’s bad juju

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omg lmfao

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN sources: Jets fired HC Robert Saleh.

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@BFW hey you just shut up now brandon

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@bsp_13 best part of his career was coming to the evil empire to get what those bums in NY couldn’t give him

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

NIL just drug deals gone wrong now wow. Who you gonna complain to

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@LiamFennessy_ the truth hurts

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

You'll Never Walk Alone ❤️

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@BFW what number do you think you would set the passing score at? can’t be too high, lotta idiots out there brando

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tua, man. not great

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@BFW LFG BFW

[Iraola’s Reds @IraolasRedz]

Enjoying my last 3 hours of freedom before I let a bald man from Holland dictate my mental health for the next 9 months

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hoping you get to come back some day

[Matthew Judon @man_dammn]

Anyone ever fail a physical because of a broken heart? -rod wave