Matt

Life is short. Do what makes you happy.

[Matt @matthop]

@OrangeFizz Let him walk

[Matt @matthop]

@SBakerMD Barceloneta

[Syracuse Men's Soccer @CuseMSOC]

SYRACUSE WINS THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!

[Matt @matthop]

@RickShielsPGA good meeting you today and a great cause. Cheers Rick!

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

That’s why every year I compile a Festivus waste report. If you want to read it all you’ll have to go to my official senate website or social media. But I’ll tell you about some of my favorites here. https://t.co/0ByVgmpo5q

[Louisa Davies @LouisaD__]

just witnessed an ice cream man’s funeral and all the ice cream vans came and followed in solidarity I AM SOBBING

[litquidity @litcapital]

“Yeah I finally got into the Trump stock, resume trading”

[Matt @matthop]

@united Just an answer as to why you couldn’t put me on the available flight. The plane is now 7 hours delayed. They cited weather. N16170

[Matt @matthop]

@united *flight delayed*

United: no flights until tomorrow

Me: um your website shows one departing in 3 hrs (costs $4k)

*on hold for 1.5 hours*

United: sir that flight is no longer available

Me: thanks @United!

[Carmelo Anthony @carmeloanthony]

Family. 🍊🍊🍊

[Jeet Sidhu @jeetsidhu_]

When you use Bitcoin to buy coffee:
https://t.co/PmhEWo0eqj

[Paige Spiranac @PaigeSpiranac]

This is wild

[Spencer A. Klavan @SpencerKlavan]

Everyone ought to watch this video every morning so as to truly internalize what an absolute crock of shit this whole thing is.

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

So the schools don’t spread the virus, but we’re going to close the schools just for fun? 🤔

Better idea — let’s make it impossible for people to be career politicians and focus on putting leaders with common sense in charge.

[Brent Terhune in Cincinnatti July 11 @BrentTerhune]

My boat sank in Lake Travis

[Josh Radnor @JoshRadnor]

I set Trump’s insane Tulsa rally ramp speech to music.
He is not a good lyricist.

[Jake DeSantos @DeSantosJake]

@RubinReport Hey @RubinReport , I saw your segment on Fox News where you brought up the Seinfeld AIDS Walk episode. What a fitting segment for the times we live in today. I made a short edit on that episode:

[Malik Obama @ObamaMalik]

What is this chatter about #Obamagate ?