Matthew D Hutchinson

International Content Gentleman

[Matthew D Hutchinson @matthutchy]

@sepahu https://t.co/e2vyQ67wZk

[Greg Bluestein @bluestein]

Scan of Georgia GOP operatives on #GA06 race: "This is not good." "It's gonna be close." "I am concerned." #gapol

[Matthew D Hutchinson @matthutchy]

@FuturePort @zachwhiteonlin3 Noooo! Thank you for fighting the good fight for us. This isn't over! #ReinstateThePeed

[Matthew D Hutchinson @matthutchy]

@rob_sometimes @zachwhiteonlin3 love this!

[Matthew D Hutchinson @matthutchy]

@FuturePort @zachwhiteonlin3 We're enlisting the full power of the Turner media empire to right this injustice. Thanks for staying strong!

[Matthew D Hutchinson @matthutchy]

@FuturePort @zachwhiteonlin3 TBH this is 100% amazing! Sending to my parents and high school teachers who made a difference rn

[Matthew D Hutchinson @matthutchy]

Seems unfair that barbers get a pole but no other occupation gets a front door symbolic object.

[Matthew D Hutchinson @matthutchy]

I needed something fast today and said "no time to explain" to someone and it worked just like in movies.

[Matthew D Hutchinson @matthutchy]

Have I ever mentioned I co-host an adult swim streaming swap shop show weekdays at 1pm? Please watch it some time. https://t.co/HDwKMDJSgo

[Matthew D Hutchinson @matthutchy]

"Windbreaker" got that name because it's more badass sounding than "Make A Human Just A Tiny Bit Warmer-er"

[Matthew D Hutchinson @matthutchy]

When I can't trust anyone else with a secret, I tell it to a pita wrap

[Matthew D Hutchinson @matthutchy]

Come see me trainwreck and/or perform stand up comedy! https://t.co/m2UsY1iMmy

[Jen O'Neill Smith @jenoneillsmith]

Thurs Sept 24! Highland Ballroom! Mystery Guest! 8:30 @HankDenson @matthutchy @max_fine @JoeGallois @SahimaG

[Matthew D Hutchinson @matthutchy]

Kinda blows your mind to consider just how many people around the planet are eating different kinds of shrimp right now

[Matthew D Hutchinson @matthutchy]

Like uber but for haircuts #startup

[Matthew D Hutchinson @matthutchy]

I will live there and I will work there, but I'll be damned if I'm going to play there.

[Matthew D Hutchinson @matthutchy]

@crd I listened to this song four times this morning and it helped https://t.co/mi1ShBfjN5

[Matthew D Hutchinson @matthutchy]

Given the opportunity, I would befriend a merman.

[Matthew D Hutchinson @matthutchy]

There are several questions I'm going to need answered before agreeing to be the rear guy in a two person horse costume.

[Matthew D Hutchinson @matthutchy]

Day 14,072 of being alive without getting asked to pose for a wax replica of me.

[Matthew D Hutchinson @matthutchy]

@cambronious oh man: @NBAJamAnnouncer

[Matthew D Hutchinson @matthutchy]

I get the whole Saturn's rings thing, but I'm really more of a Jupiter's rings guy