Matti

[Matti @matti9233]

I’m not sharing this story for any kind of credit but this is honestly the wildest thing that’s ever happened to me and I’m still in shock.

[Cptn A1 @CptnA1]

If i win the powerball ill give anyone who likes this $10k, anyone who rts this 100k, and anyone thet follows me $1 million. #Powerball

[MarketMaker @nolan7517]

If I win the #powerball I'm giving everyone who likes and retweets I’ll give $5,000 a piece. No lie. And I put in $1,000 in tickets.

[cally @callybloxam]

being new at a job is so embarrassing for no reason

[Mr. Solo Dolo @_KillaaKam_]

Shoulda named that shit Dónde cause where tf it at 😭

[Toronto Trash Panda @TorontoTP]

Anxiety is so weird man like go away nothing is happening

[alexa ꫂ ၴႅၴ @doesgodcry]

y’all b like “i love sushi” and then it’s just a california roll…

[Emmie Thompson @UofSCSGPres]

On behalf of the student body, I am glad justice has been served for Samantha Josephson and her family. The Josephson family will remain in our thoughts and prayers. We are committed to making sure something this heinous never happens to a student at our university ever again.

[University of South Carolina @UofSC]

We'll always remember you, Samantha Josephson.

[тяαᥴꫀ @flept]

Women turn on serial killer documentaries to relax at night.

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

a story in 4 parts, these folks sent me a tear proof bag lol

[Will ♊️ @UNTD_Co]

My job laid off everybody that didn’t get the vaccine today. Keep playing if y’all want to

[badria @MUSENTHUSIAST]

girls don’t want boyfriends, girls want a luigi massoni vanity set

[jake @twistedjakex]

first they’ll give u butterflies then mental trauma

[Racial Nichols @Suite_Tea]

My boss: "May I ask what you're using your PTO for?"

Me: "No. I'll see you when I get back."

[The Based Messiah @bniceloco]

He had to stop and ask his dad if his brother trash 🤣🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Baby Doge, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo,
Baby Doge, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo,
Baby Doge, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo,
Baby Doge

[annie @thisyearsgurl]

22 is the 7th grade of your 20’s