MattieG✡️🇺🇦

if something is not funny, you’re not trying hard enough or you have no sense of humor. Everything is better with sarcasm.

[MattieG✡️🇺🇦 @MattieG2020]

@Lina_rays1ya Hi Snowflake

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@jimcramer You referring to corporate bankruptcies or how to stiff your contractors

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Its TACO Tuesday…and Wednesday and Thursday…

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@JoyceCarolOates I assumed the girl’s illness and maybe the ceiling home were figments of Mom’s imagination. Thats why we didnt see the daughter and no 20’ tube coming out of her stomach. Rather her daughter was fine and it was mom who was sick and kept saying she wanted to get better

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@lawyer_memes A lawyer/boss who doesnt give employees their rightful lunch break is an ass

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@bennyjohnson I assume you’ll engage in the same tactics with Trump amd Lutnik?

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@PastTheEyeTest Same issue

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@capitalweather You kidding me?! I will never buy 88 rolls of toilet paper again!

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@DavidJHarrisJr Not an honest question, a racist one.

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Lots of high level corporate men finally paying the price for sexually assaulting girls/young women by being given the opportunity to resign with a large golden parachute rather than face criminal charges. What a system.

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@3YearLetterman This is unbelievably dumb…even for MAGA.

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@KatieMiller Maybe they are representing USA in a less raciest and more welcoming manner than our current administration and thus furthering America’s shitty image

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WTF good is the constitutional right to form a malitia if we cant go after armed masked men randomly killing people.

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@marcorubio The less Rubio, the better

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@EricLDaugh Crazy how what you view as strength is actually pathetic weakness

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Can we just get the Hegseth pardon out of the way so the country doesnt have to sit through more meaningless criminal inquiries?

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@EricLDaugh Fuck off. You dont know who the shooter is or his motives.

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@bennyjohnson Oh shit! Epstein files must be worse than expected!!

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@SenFettermanPA You’re a pos

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Once again Chuck Schumer thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room while the rest of the country knows otherwise.