mattie

[leah @kmewisfc]

no dad, owning a successful lesbian covid conscious bar in western mass was YOUR dream. I’M going to clown school

[Rams @ramenrams]

Not safe to walk the streets of NY right now you might end up in the back of a man's fit pic

[alexa 🦇 @thelastromances]

"as if you don't use gemini, grok, and chat gpt yourselves" well i don't bc im not a loser 😭

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

When the August heat is at its most punishing, and hunger has you and your partner bickering up to the edge of divorce, it is then, in that darkest hour, that God will task you with transferring to the J at Fulton.

[mattie @mattieniles]

not the notes app apology

[bONGO 🎃 @wariocolosseum]

oh so now they suddenly want gender affirming care

[Dan @dannah__montana]

Man FUCK this

We the CONSUMERS paid those tariffs because companies passed that expense on to us

Now corporations get the refunds too??

I’m so fucking TIRED

[mattie @mattieniles]

justgirlythings

[Ashliene McMenamy @ashjenexi]

summertime in nyc means riding the train with hard nips AND massive sweat stains at the same time

[Allison Floyd @AllisonRFloyd]

“Why didn’t you report?!” like Conor McGregor wasn’t just on fucking Jimmy Fallon last month.

[ສະຫາຍ ສຸວິ 🇱🇦🇵🇸‧₊˚ ✮⋆˙ @Souvie]

this isn’t ok or normal and you shouldn’t go about your day pretending it is

[Tayoncé Defense Attorney Cleveland Apologist @lesbeyonsay]

the fact that she's given so much and has not run out of money really puts into perspective how the arguments against a wealth tax on billionaires are just bs

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

the way the parents are mogging with that eyeliner lipstick and pose while their chopped baby is just there is killing me

[Praise @PraiseClip]

All this in just 4 years.

Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough

[blanc @dqveed]

how come these cameras never work when men are running around the city punching women in the face.

[goma @soigomaa]

The fact that people need a dead man's files to believe a thousand living women... tells you everything about whose voices they don't.

[ria✧˖° @love_wbb]

i didn’t realize how many people around me are in religious psychosis until yesterday

[bug girl @buggirl]

no girl ur right ur so much better than me for being devastated by the loss of a pro-gun, pro-genocide, anti-abortion, anti-lgbt+, anti-immigrant, anti-empathy, violently racist transphobic, and misogynistic white supremacist whose whole job was reviving the hitler youth. my bad

[mattie @mattieniles]

@ashjenexi it’s chic

[helen @helen]

just spent 30 minutes making this