Mattie シ

I put the “i” in sensitive

[Mattie シ @mattiewaggoner]

My fav thing about Indy is that the entire metropolitan area unspokenly agreed the actual speed limit is 70 on 465

[Mattie シ @mattiewaggoner]

@maggiefpaul

[Holland Beck @hollaa_backk]

if you’ve ever used a frat house bathroom you’re immune to the coronavirus

[Mattie シ @mattiewaggoner]

@blacksheep_pu

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

would you mind. taking a moment to consider. that i love you

[Alex Ernst @AlexErnst]

HOW TO GET FREE CANDY FROM CANDY MACHINE!! WORKS EVERY SINGLE TIME

[Mattie シ @mattiewaggoner]

hi, sorry i havent said anything in half a year, fell asleep

[Mikaela Skaare @mikayy_02]

honestly Jesus has to be real because I don’t know how else churches don’t burn down every single Christmas Eve during silent night

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. there is a box. underneath my tree fren steven. that smells like peanut butter. i am trying my best. to remain calm. but i think it’s for me

[ @vinnybrack]

This video is very important

[Mattie シ @mattiewaggoner]

a sorority memoir:

[Mattie シ @mattiewaggoner]

I was handed a drink with a straw in it & a fraternity gentleman stops, with Kid Cudi blaring in the background, in a basement of college kids, stares me dead in the eyes in the middle of a function & says

“The turtle you just killed has kids & a wife at home”

And walked away

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the household is filled. with so many smells. ready your tippy taps. today has potential

[Mattie シ @mattiewaggoner]

Midwesterners what ya thinkin