matty b raps

an absolute killer at ping pong

[matty b raps @mattinthemfhat]

@longliveacexo damn you’d think those gums would stop you from spewing all that BS 😂 i’m mid?! BUDDY look at yourself. i can guarantee i’ve eaten more pussy than you 🤣 you look like you chomp on the clit

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

U ever be so stressed and u look in the mirror and ur like wow ok great I'm fucking ugly too

[Hunxho· @hunxhoszn]

“People you may know” man get that bitch off my shit

[normal person @Trollacoaster]

i do not enjoy having a physical body

[C.W. Roederer @cwroederer]

Don’t know how to properly stress how huge this is! Non-Henson puppet films are extremely rare, especially this century. I really hope some U.S. studio picks this up for a subbed release!

[Tommy Stella @tommy_stella]

jon bernthal should have recorded a video that would play before spider-man where he says that if you talk during the movie he will kill you with a gun

[Flazefire @Flazefire]

“Let me be frank”

Anne? Filthy? or Sinatra?

[shape @shapes_online]

Least funny thing about autism is early pattern recognition and being made to believe you're reading into things and then being forced to watch in excruciating slow motion as those those things come to fruition

[Project Snail Gary @spenshi]

me to a degree that is diagnosable. ive ALWAYS been extremely uncomfortable being Perceived or Known. when i was 8 my mom signed me up for piano lessons, but i would only practice when no one else was home because i didnt want them to know i played piano. including my mom. ??????

[bug girl @buggirl]

y’all are letting american individualism melt your fucking brains oh my god hearing a baby cry while you’re getting coffee is not going to end your life. it’s part of being outside. in public. where people are. babies are people btw

[love drops @lovedropx]

“I’m tired, can’t think of anything and want only to lay my face in your lap, feel your hand on my head and remain like that through all eternity.”

― Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena

[mia @httpsosweet]

If we were two little snails I would reach over from my cherry to your cherry just to give you a kiss

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

I hate when people in movies take two drags of a cigarette and then put it out, like damn there are cigaretteless children in Africa

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Who up feeling like an acquired taste

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

i’ve been thinking a lot recently and let’s just say i am NOT thrilled with any of the thoughts my brain has formed so far

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

have you ever been so stressed and you look in the mirror and you are like wow ok great i'm fucking ugly too

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @hamachiicrudo]

He yearns for the mango sticky rice

[lil stinker @superlameballs]

i'm getting the surgery to become a minion

[Nightbloom @Nightbloomc]

We hugged in my dream last night.

[soli @solisolsoli]

The Smashing Pumpkins' Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness (1995)