Matt

[Matt @mattj2391]

I hope the average person knows that REMOVING RED TAPE TO OPEN DAYCARES isn’t something we should ever, ever, ever, ever do.

[Joe Cassandra @JoeCassandra]

There's a childcare crisis in America

Babysitters are $25+ an hour

Day camps over summer are $500/week per kid

Grandparents charge for babysitting help nowadays

They need to remove all red tape from opening new daycares & running one

[Matt @mattj2391]

“I refuse to just turn the other cheek,” says Christian man who reads the Bible

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Kirk Herbstreit is done giving a sh*t if people don't like his thoughts on the transgender athlete discourse. https://t.co/yiZqNdQT8V

[Matt @mattj2391]

“I ate a piece of dog shit on the bottom of a shoe I found in a sewer.”

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

Listened to Bedard on Felger and Mazz

Some eye opening stuff from his viewpoint/opinion at Pats/Eagles practice

Recommend if you’re a Pats fan going to listen

[Matt @mattj2391]

@JomboyMedia If it’s not Izzy Alcantara you’re lying

[Matt @mattj2391]

@heykayadams Henne from the Block

[Matt @mattj2391]

I was taking art commissions today from the locals (my son repeatedly yelled at me to draw Ernie from Sesame Street) and as I looked at the shape of his head, I realized there’s a case to be made that he’s a toad.

[Matt @mattj2391]

This guy could be anyone from the mom’s game show hallucination scene in Requiem for a Dream

[WJTV 12 News @WJTV]

Mississippi attorney accused of bringing contraband into correctional facility https://t.co/J7kiJiC0Si

[Matt @mattj2391]

We did it. She’s talking about staying later to get a fourth. Stat padding! Joel Embiid ass nurse.

[Matt @mattj2391]

We have a situation brewing here. Arrived at 1:30 am. Nurse has already delivered 2 babies. Her shift ends at 7. I asked what her record was for a single shift - sure enough, 2. Being ignored in the dugout. The broadcast won’t talk about it. But we all know what’s at stake.

[Matt @mattj2391]

We have a situation brewing here. Arrived at 1:30 am. Nurse has already delivered 2 babies. Her shift ends at 7. I asked what her record was for a single shift - sure enough, 2. Being ignored in the dugout. The broadcast won’t talk about it. But we all know what’s at stake.

[Matt @mattj2391]

@HansVermit Finally got one.

[Matt @mattj2391]

@HansVermit They actually do look good this year, but more of a 2018 will-they-hit-so-well-that-pitching-won’t-matter team. Tanner Houcke looks good too.

[Matt @mattj2391]

Shades of Osama got run over by a reindeer

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

If you were not politically conscious/consuming the internet in 2004, this is what online election culture was like fyi

[Matt @mattj2391]

@bradypenn21 @TreIindor20 Wilton Veras is sick to his stomach I’ll tell you that

[Matt @mattj2391]

He’s never met someone who does that in an office either

[marty.com @martymadrid]

I’ve yet to meet one person who works from home that actually works from 9am to 5pm with a 30 minute lunch in-between with the occasional bathroom break.

[Matt @mattj2391]

Folks, an even better way to do this is to sear the skin side of the chicken first BUT it’s important that you also start the heat AFTER you put the chicken down so the fat renders slowly at first, then caramelizes as the pan gets to temperature.

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

I’ll make this for mommy instead cuz bruhhhhh

[Matt @mattj2391]

@QuiverQuant

[Matt @mattj2391]

@HansVermit @WCVB Saw these guys though:

https://t.co/k5CPioPbQw

[Matt @mattj2391]

@HansVermit @WCVB Just read this. I had a good time there, but truly it was one of the most disgusting venues I’ve ever seen. Does it count if it’s not a total shithole?