Matt Birtwistle

The hard times are what make you who you are.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨

(Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)

[Chorley FC @chorleyfc]

We're absolutely devastated by this afternoon's news - the thoughts of everyone connected with the club are with James Dean's family & friends #RIPDEANO

[Matt Birtwistle @mattj_b]

Deano, don’t know what you was going through mate, sorry to hear it got too much!! 😞😢 Men it’s okay to talk! #ripdeano

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@jymiham @OfficialBWFC @JohnMcGinlay10 Hope not on them concrete flags, straight through one of Hunter’s shits 💩

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@karen_hulbert2 @grimmers @Joshuacharnley @chorleyfc @Adele This weather is no climate for raisins.

[Lancs Road Police @LancsRoadPolice]

Burglary report in Blackpool resulted in four suspects being stopped on M61 out of Lancashire with a litter of three week old puppies and an adult dog. All eight puppies safe & have been reunited with Mum. The four suspects are in custody #Team4TacOps #ForceOps @BlackpoolPolice

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@SneakerDealsGB @_Dan_Brooks

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@chorleyfc Inches more like millimetres!!

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@PetsatHome Our rescue dog, max, and cat, peaches.

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@jymiham Not very Covid safe is it. Germs everywhere.

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@WorldCupofTowns @jymiham get voting

[World Cup of UK Towns & Cities @WorldCupofTowns]

🗳 ROUND 5 GROUP 5 🗳

▪️ Chorley, Lancashire

▪️ Sheffield, South Yorkshire

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Winner Qualifies for next round.

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@SneakerDealsGB @_Dan_Brooks

[mark 🇸🇱 @marksparko]

A thread: How Wigan Athletic have been victim to one of the greatest sporting scandals of all time.

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@andyharryt @chorleyfc Absolutely gutted mate. Club legend. You will forever leave a hole that won’t be filled. True gentleman that epitomises ‘live and die for the shirt’!!

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@jymiham @connormcbride34 @aycdjake @snkr_twitr @SOLELINKS @gustavo_chino18 @pluggedinn_ That’s something I’d do.

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@andyharryt @StefWillo @LancashireFRS @guardianchorley Mate don’t even get me started. Fuming. Even trained the dog to pick up rubbish it’s that bad.

[Eddie Hearn @EddieHearn]

Right or wrong I have no idea but something to think about it. If you woke up tomorrow to the news that this man had taken his own life would the same people hounding him and his family still tweet #BeKind - life is too short 🙏🏽

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

It was a really difficult end to 2019 for season ticket holder, David Kerruish, so @JHenderson decided it was time for a surprise ❤️

Dear Liverpool FC, presented by @NIVEAMENUK, returns…

[Matt Birtwistle @mattj_b]

@Angebirt That’s a fair old distance. Bet the dog is pooped.