matt cline

old bay haole

[matt cline @mattjcline]

Americans listening to Tiny Dancer:

There really are a lotta headlights on the highway.

[matt cline @mattjcline]

That John Mellencamp’s full of shit, man. This hurts so bad.

[matt cline @mattjcline]

Update. Please stay safe, cyclists.

[matt cline @mattjcline]

.@LondonBreed I have never felt less safe as a cyclist in SF. How’s vision zero going? Feel free to reach me at my Twitter handle at gmail.

[matt cline @mattjcline]

Props to my fellow cyclists in SF. Please watch out for aggressive drivers.

[matt cline @mattjcline]

Sometimes your bars dead and you gotta go work the neighborhood. Like show up at the other local establishments to shake hands, kiss babies, and try and borrow some of their business.

[matt cline @mattjcline]

How elegant we are at opening our own elevator doors, but not the elevator doors of others.

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

Wildfire air doesn’t make you a Californian as much as having a senator with dementia and a staff making most of not all her decisions.

[matt cline @mattjcline]

@wongmjane Those doors are a more rare photo!

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@alcademics Sea Star does that too. Perfect nomenclature.

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@kelly_knox @ryanarey Give it to us raw – and fucking wriggling.

[matt cline @mattjcline]

Be your own seat heater.

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@ThoseBoysCast hello, Those Boys. about to board a 9-hour flight and y’all are gonna keep me company ✌️

[matt cline @mattjcline]

@whitneytheband found y’all’s merch in Koenji, Tokyo. Home away from home. ❤️

[matt cline @mattjcline]

@kona_tone I had a patron order that as “the game of thrones drink”. They took one sip and then ordered a different drink. Can’t blame ‘em for trying tho.

[matt cline @mattjcline]

Maia just made a very good Negroni. Sometimes the teachers get taught.

[matt cline @mattjcline]

Snowboarding to the new instrumental Mac Demarco album has been very pleasant

[matt cline @mattjcline]

What the fuck with the garden hose dude?

[matt cline @mattjcline]

SF is like confetti: a mélange of tiny parts that show up at parties, litters profusely, and doesn’t care about its homeless population.