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[Matthew Jensen @mattjensen24]

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[Matthew Jensen @mattjensen24]

@BreadWinneh ME

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Anthony Volpe GRAND SLAM!!!!

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

We kept the receipts 🤫

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

JAYLEN BROWN OVER GOBERT 😱

[Tennessee Football @Vol_Football]

byeweekcontent.mp4 https://t.co/pYVZJeSCB7

[MLB @MLB]

.@TheJudge44 ties The Babe! 6⃣0⃣

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

OKAY THEN TACKO

[Overtime @overtime]

YOOOO HE VIOLATING 😵
(via @SECNetwork)

[NFL @NFL]

TRADE: Vikings trading WR Stefon Diggs to Buffalo Bills. (via @TomPelissero)

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

Kobe Bryant is among those dead in a helicopter crash outside Los Angeles, a source confirms to ESPN.

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

BIG MOOD 🙌

@CoachVrabel50 x @KingHenry_2

[CC Sabathia @CC_Sabathia]

Thank you, Baseball.

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

Free agent Kemba Walker has agreed to sign a four-year, $141M maximum contract to join the Boston Celtics, Excel Sports agent Jeff Schwartz tells ESPN.

[Simpletons @EWA_Simpletons]

The Simpletons finish the regular season undefeated with a win over College Grove, playoff tournament is next week.

Three more games until the Simpletons are EWA Champs.

[Arno Assassins @ArnoAssassins]

Becca Condo and Ellie Bozeman went after Michael Ware today, but Michael fought back. Michael managed to best the members of SMD, causing them to lose 2 points.

[Simpletons @EWA_Simpletons]

Simpletons with the dub 41-34. Shoutout @xNoahRoss for the go ahead three.

[Arno Assassins @ArnoAssassins]

Michael Ware waited for Sijal Shrestha to get off the bus, and secured a kill for his team. Simpletons increase to 1, while The Assassinators are pushed down to -1.

[Simpletons @EWA_Simpletons]

Simpletons go to 6-0 as they beat a bunch of inbreds. Shoutout to the refs for being amazing as always

[Arno Assassins @ArnoAssassins]

After chasing Jake longer than anyone else, Bella Lawson's pursuit came to a disapointing end as Michael Ware came up behind her and shot her. Michael continued to run, and quickly found Jake hiding in some bushes. This gives Simpletons 5 points! Big Girls at -1. Sorry, Bella...