it is I, mattjfried

saved by Grace, live by Faith

[Joe Vargas @JoeVargas]

Taco Bell has removed lettuce, guacamole, pico de gallo, and onion from several locations to prevent spreading the diarrhea parasite Cyclospora.

Taco Bell is leading the way on preventing diarrhea.

Taco. Bell.

[it is I, mattjfried @mattjfried]

@hippojuicefilm Charlize Thergone 😔

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

The only Taylor Swift wedding detail I care about is that she got married on a fucking FRIDAY. Like, are you poor?

[Greggs @greggs_tn]

An injury didn’t end Serena’s comeback. Her ugly ego did. At 44, after 4 years of doing nothing, she thought she could stroll back onto Centre Court, train for 2 weeks, and beat players in their 20s who grind every day. Shame on the All England Club for indulging the circus.

[𝐿𝒶𝓊𝓇𝑒𝓃 𝐵𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓁𝑒𝓎 @LBknowsBall]

Before the fireworks start tonight, here’s a friendly reminder: if you aren’t in one of the original 13 colonies, this 250th birthday party isn’t technically yours. You’re just attending as a plus-one.

This one belongs to the stripes, not the stars, baby. 🇺🇸

[it is I, mattjfried @mattjfried]

@Pulaxki “Fido!” She must’ve been looking for her dog

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 The Tartan Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @TartanArmyGroup]

Could have at least put a traffic cone on top.

[it is I, mattjfried @mattjfried]

@MapleLeafs Hansel and Gretel ah franchise

[it is I, mattjfried @mattjfried]

When the @YouTube AI summary tool debunks the @Casey clickbait! 🥲

[it is I, mattjfried @mattjfried]

@BKHockeyTalk Was it the lambo and the large precious contract that had you thinking it?

[Jordan Patu @Jordan_Patu]

Australia being the only Asian team left in the World Cup

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

> Japan lost
> Germany lost
> Italy didn't show up
> Europe doesn’t have Air Conditioning

Welcome to 1945.

[it is I, mattjfried @mattjfried]

@stoolpresidente https://t.co/3MUFDxhTtR

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@NHLRumourReport

[Pastafarian @AntarcticPasta]

England now 0-1-1 in Boston since 1776

[The Dank Knight 🦇 @capeandcowell]

Two days past summer solstice. Already lost two minutes of daylight. It’s basically fall now. Might as well decorate for Christmas.

[it is I, mattjfried @mattjfried]

NO SCOTLAND NO PARTY

[Miami Marlins @Marlins]

POV: The Tartan Army takes over Little Havana

[Frothy Friar @frothyfriar]

Do they have restaurants in Japan where Americans cook in front of you with lawn chairs and a grill?

[it is I, mattjfried @mattjfried]

@ReinoFanClub13 BRADY