Rob Desantos

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@FXStrypes @HeavensFX I'm a Caitlin Stan but you're not wrong lol. WNBA looks like 2010s Big Ten. "No blood? No foul."

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@KyleLeeMiller @ScottDochterman "Former Iowa QB C.J. Beathard's father, Casey, who co-wrote “Boys of Fall” and a ton of other country hits, will be inducted into the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame."

Reads better, but the context makes it pretty obvious anyway.

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@jon_bois Its fine and I'm Okay.

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@jon_bois Somehow Lions catching strays before the Super Bowl Era when they actually won

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@brianvan Capitalism: creates situation where scarcity encourages large numbers of people to congregate

Capitalism: can't control said large numbers through their fascist arm

Capitalism: [Hannibal Burress on Eric Andre meme] Why would leftists do this?

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@lucy_rohden

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@jon_bois They're closed in solidarity with Jon's Sanwich Shop

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Honestly heartbreaking, but I gotta get my posts in before I delete this app.

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I can't believe Mac Miller died again.

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@ChaseMit Is he scabbing? Not sure what the timeline is here, but I'm sure Mr. Beast being a scab would finally get him canceled/ s

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Found a bullet in my sweet corn #JustIowaThings

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@Joshiswrite Women would rather score an equalizer in the World Cup than go to therapy, smdh

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@detachment_red Nvm I don't want to know what he did to that cucumber

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@detachment_red Why is it an altar? A cucumbaltar?

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Just had an Italian customer tell me that our Pappardelle Bolognese was "very good... not Italian, but very good"

One of the highest compliments I've ever gotten.

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@detachment_red Just really into cfnm, obv

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@CoachK_Bell @blaqbadger14 DBU

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@JasonIsbell I've definitely been emotionally over several songs and I'm only a song-listener. It seems this person doesn't understand music, which is unfortunate for them.

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@detachment_red Also, 69 views. Nice.

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@detachment_red Oh man I missed the tweet.