Matt Johnson

[Matt Johnson @mattjohnson1111]

@LBC Micky Mouse degree! Verity Jennings got a degree in ‘Chav’

https://t.co/36o6HfqsCu

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

If you’re wondering why we are in a once in a lifetime housing crisis, it’s because older homeowners who bought their homes for a few blueberries do this at nearly every public meeting on new housing in the country.

[Matt Johnson @mattjohnson1111]

@Ex_arv_sgt @BekoUK I used to repair these for years, I certainly wouldn’t have a Beko product in my house. Totally get the financial element however.

[Matt Johnson @mattjohnson1111]

@BTPKent *Greenhithe

[Matt Johnson @mattjohnson1111]

@samsparkes999 V90, every time!

[Matt Johnson @mattjohnson1111]

@GMB Did you really need to send a reporter to the scene…? 😂

[Matt Johnson @mattjohnson1111]

@KentSpecials @KentPoliceGrav @kent_police Any reason he is parked on yellow lines?

[Matt Johnson @mattjohnson1111]

I’m thrilled to be paying for it too!

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"At Sandringham your car is taken away but by the time it's brought back to you at the end of your visit, it's filled with petrol and been cleaned"

Dame Joanna Lumley recounts her experience of staying with the new King and Queen

https://t.co/SvPyMdzcVq

📺 Sky 501 and YouTube

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"At Sandringham your car is taken away but by the time it's brought back to you at the end of your visit, it's filled with petrol and been cleaned"

Dame Joanna Lumley recounts her experience of staying with the new King and Queen

https://t.co/SvPyMdzcVq

📺 Sky 501 and YouTube

[Matt Johnson @mattjohnson1111]

@BTP @KP_ControlRoom combined 10 officers + 9 Rail enforcement at Dartford station most of which having a lovely chin wag - please tell me again how short staffed you are

[Matt Johnson @mattjohnson1111]

@Se_Railway would be helpful if there was some communication at Dartford (or on the train) that the Elizabeth line isn’t operating today. Customers are only being told once they have disembarked from the SE train at Abbey Wood - shocking #expectnothingless

[Matt Johnson @mattjohnson1111]

@KentSpecials @KentPoliceMaid Can’t beat free labour 👍

[Matt Johnson @mattjohnson1111]

@MPSSpecials @metpoliceuk You can’t beat free labour!

[Matt Johnson @mattjohnson1111]

@Se_Railway Will you still be serving refreshments?

[Matt Johnson @mattjohnson1111]

@sajidjavid @LBC @NickFerrariLBC live in Dartford and had to travel to Herne Bay for my 15 month old daughters penicillin - do you think we are stupid?

[Matt Johnson @mattjohnson1111]

@BTPLondon @kent_police @BTPSpecials Are they offered the same legal protection as a PC if the worst happens? Will they be supported with their day job with knock on effects?

[Matt Johnson @mattjohnson1111]

@KentPoliceDart I presume no officers are in the town today. Seen 3 drug deals within 40 Mins #easypickings

[Matt Johnson @mattjohnson1111]

@LBC @mrjamesob Working from home tax.. obviously!

[Matt Johnson @mattjohnson1111]

@NestUK_ can I connect a door sensor to my nest devise if it is not from verisure?