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[Louder with Crowder Dot Com @LWCnewswire]

On behalf of the internet, we NEED this cooking show.

[Smoke-away @SmokeAwayyy]

OpenAI is hiring a Killswitch Engineer for GPT-5.

Apply now.

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

Had to hit New York with a little #RazzleDazzle

[Pingtr1p @Pingtr1p]

.@jordanbpeterson goes full villain mode when @lexfridman asks him for advice.

#comedy #parody #pingtr1p #edit

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

I'm watching the sunset, and am struck with the realization that I'm sitting on a habitable planet looking at a normal star that gave us some energy and somehow led to the origin of life, consciousness, and intelligence. How is any of this real 🤯

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Maybe we should push a virgin into a volcano...

[Hardcore Heave Starvey @iSuarez32]

RIP Pat from Moonachie. The Baby Bird on Opie & Anthony will forever go down as was one of the greatest radio bits of all-time. Throwing up on a guy after SEVENTY-FIVE shots of egg nog was disgusting and the funniest shit ever @billburr @joerogan @JimNorton @OpieRadio @notsam

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

South Carolina just ended the Tennessee football program

[Ed Piotrowski @EdPiotrowski]

It’s #WarthogWednesday so the timing is perfect that an A-10 is doing some training at Myrtle Beach International Airport. The sound of those twin engines is unmistakable! This particular plane flies with the Maryland National Guard. Thanks for the video Brett Wilburn!

[mark normand @marknorm]

“Let’s gooooooooooooo” is ‘Allāhu ʾakbar’ for white guys

[Chillbo Shwaggins @TheColinCooper]

Best person to have to do this behind. Dude can’t turn around to see wtf is happening

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Carlos Alcaraz with one of the most unbelievable shots you’ll ever see in tennis

[Fight Videos That Go Hard @hardfightvideos]

GSP asks Joe Rogan for advice on how to improve his turning side kick (2011)

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Get this man in the league ASAP! 99 hands.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

App State special teams has been murdered

[Chris Castellani @Castellani2014]

Greatest rant in internet history. It’s the 5th symphony of nonsense

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

No Brainer: South Carolina's Live Mascot Has To Get A New Name And There's A Push For It To Be ...Wait For It ....Cock Commander https://t.co/7Ac4dKGtkU

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

To be clear, I support the left half of the Republican Party and the right half of the Democratic Party!

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

don’t know what’s going on or how someone came up with this but this is amazing

[Charles Wesley Godwin @CharlesWesleyG]

I JUST MISS MY LOVING LADY

Thanks so much for coming out last night Philly! Homeward 🚐