Matthew John Winters

artist and cold-laser expert living in Austin, Texas. [email protected]

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@JDRyznar Yacht or Nyacht? "Kaputt" by Destroyer - smooth composition, dark sarcastic lyrics and cocaine saxaphone. Modern yacht candidate?

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#ねこあつめ@rayelward Tabitha loves the fishbowl

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@danharmon i sent you a gift for Harmontown to @MeltdownComics - just want to make sure you got it! #itsinthewaythatyouuseit

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@houseofvans @mohawkaustin my girlfriends feet are soaking wet - any chance you have any ladies 7.5's? #sxsw

[Matthew John Winters @mattjohnwinters]

@houseofvans @houseofvansmy girlfriends feet are soaking wet - any chance you have any ladies 7.5's?

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Started from the bottom now we're here...started from the bottom now the whole team fucking here #sxsw

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@danharmon I made a present for you. I live in Austin. DM me when you are here for sxsw and I'll drop it off for you somewhere.

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Is every restaurant in Atlanta named after its owner's pitbulls?

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@Midwstrn_Values this will become the codex for your greatest project - translating the King James Bible into emojis

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Future epidemic - chronic blown mind from looking at clickbait articles

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Do you say Son of a bitches or sons of bitches? @Midwstrn_Values

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@tedleo I don't have a fff pass for Friday so I can't go to your fff nites show - can I be your plus one? #mohawk

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You Should Sit Down For This - movies where someone in a wheelchair has sex @DougBenson #douglovesmovies #dlm #leonardmaltingame

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State your Name - movies with characters that have US State Names (first or last) @DougBenson #douglovesmovies #dlm #1776

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@Midwstrn_Values "who's Waldo?" Is a better joke - I'll nitpick you til the day you die.

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Sometimes I think Joe at @wingzup is the only friend I have in this town.

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@Vividcorp any ideas for the #Sharknado porn parody? #Cocknado #Sharknadong #pussynado

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I just read the entire Chris Gaines entry on wikipedia... and it has changed me.

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@MrMattRobinson @JensenClan88 #fuckstitcher

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@MrMattRobinson @JensenClan88 check out Double Twist - an android music app that has great podcast capabilities - almost as good as iTunes