Matt Swindells

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens; cycling, triathlon and racecars with wings; these are a few of my favourite things.

[Matt Swindells @mattjs]

What's Carlos Sainz Jr's favourite chocolate? #F1 #SingaporeGP

[Matt Swindells @mattjs]

@SAS I can't make any bookings on your website, have tried multiple times and it always comes up with an error either at or before payment... is this an issue you are aware of? And every time I re-try the prices go up 😡

[Matt Swindells @mattjs]

Wow, they got that Luis Rubiales autobiography out quickly

[Matt Swindells @mattjs]

Very on brand for the human race to kill the first extraterrestrial life it comes into contact with 🙄

https://t.co/TyaLkGW48g

[Matt Swindells @mattjs]

What's a fictional character death you'll never recover from?

[Matt Swindells @mattjs]

@Kato6464

[Matt Swindells @mattjs]

@MercedesAMGF1 @GeorgeRussell63 "It works on so many levels!" 😂

[Matt Swindells @mattjs]

@HSouthwellFE I doubt they have underpitch heating like Wembley there though, so the cooking time would be a nightmare 😂

[Matt Swindells @mattjs]

@TheScorch1701 "Tell me... how long have you been away from the Great Link?" 😮

[Matt Swindells @mattjs]

Terrifying, very loud, arrived on time. 10 out of 10, would receive again 🚨 #emergencyalert

[Matt Swindells @mattjs]

#emergencyalert 😂 if you know you know...

[Matt Swindells @mattjs]

Happy Emergency Alert Test Day to all those who celebrate 🚨

[Matt Swindells @mattjs]

Once again, another episode of #StarTrekPicard ruined by websites putting spoilers in the HEADLINE of their hashed together 'review' articles that then pop up on Google news feed and can't be avoided. Can we not please fellas?

[Matt Swindells @mattjs]

The (depressingly predictable) absolute state of the comments on this post...

[Sadiq Khan @SadiqKhan]

For the first time ever - the West End is being lit up by a beautiful display of lights to mark the holy month of Ramadan ☪️✨

It was an honour to switch them on officially - ahead of the start of #Ramadan2023 #Ramadan

[Matt Swindells @mattjs]

@smokyburnout @zillowgonewild @mwoodski This is the kind of niche content that keeps me on this hell site 😂

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

If I was worried about people comparing me to 1930s Germany, my next move probably wouldn't be to shut down all criticism on the national broadcasting service

[Matt Swindells @mattjs]

What a ridiculous country, where an ice cream company says more in one tweet thread to hold government to account than the national broadcaster would ever dream of doing.

[Ben & Jerry's UK 🧡 @benandjerrysUK]

The UK Government are trying to rip up the human rights of some of the most vulnerable people in society.

So, here’s a little thread of some of the things they don’t want you to be reminded of right now:

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@EX31Kev @HSouthwellFE Bertrand Baguette! 🥖

[Matt Swindells @mattjs]

Everyone's taking about the main villain smoking, but the biggest surprise of #PicardSeason3 is surely that regional accent snobbery is still alive and well in the 24th century! #StarTrekPicard