Matthew Kanalas

music ed

[Matthew Kanalas @mattkanalas]

my toxic trait is harmonizing to every song

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reed water

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@eveskittlez love me some madea

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

that “love thy neighbor” verse is hanging on by a thread

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@heidirosed IT WAS YOU I WAS GONNA SAY HI BUT I WASNT SURE

[Matthew Kanalas @mattkanalas]

@rvstapusaitis literally got the same email💀

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

A guy my age was telling me how happy he was that his wife just gave birth to their fourth child then was like “sorry, don’t mean to brag” and it’s like, oh no worries, your life literally sounds terrible to me

[Matthew Kanalas @mattkanalas]

going to a big time rush concert with my ex girlfriend

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@rvstapusaitis oh my god

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thoughts?

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***wake

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how tf am i supposed to be a teacher when i can’t wait up before 9 without taking 2 naps before 3

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feeling numb to emotion

[Matthew Kanalas @mattkanalas]

idk how i’m still going tbh

[Alyssa ❥ @___Alyssah]

Boneless wings be so good when you don’t have a hater in your ear telling you they’re chicken nuggets

[🌟 Stella Vitae 🌟 @marvelwonderkat]

Anyone else ever have an iPhone 13 Pro Max empale their Tesla while driving 70mph on a freeway? It bounced once on the pavement in front of me, and this is what happened 🥲🥲

[Matthew Kanalas @mattkanalas]

🚩🚩🚩

[Matthew Kanalas @mattkanalas]

@Morgatron_3000 it’s basically lemon cake and it slaps

[comrade ella🧚🏻‍♀️ @marzipanlord]

this came to me in a dream