Matthew Kavanagh

Chancer.

[Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton]

@hrtbps @emily_wight Wow. This is a new low even for the Tories :(

[Brian O'Driscoll @BrianODriscoll]

#allezlesbleus

[Matthew Kavanagh @mattkavanagh]

@aliceclarked no kebab???

[Matthew Kavanagh @mattkavanagh]

@aliceclarked somehow this is stranger

[Major Glending @MajorGlending]

@RossOCK

[Matthew Kavanagh @mattkavanagh]

Someone on this train smells very malty.

[Matthew Kavanagh @mattkavanagh]

@aliceclarked I did! Just the once though. Idk I just woke up I'm not sure why...

[Matthew Kavanagh @mattkavanagh]

@aliceclarked it's a Swanson quote. I'll take the credit though!

[Matthew Kavanagh @mattkavanagh]

@laurengreen15 I know! Also I only give out 1 complement per week, so count yourself lucky.

[Matthew Kavanagh @mattkavanagh]

@laurengreen15 naaw too purdy to be a super villan !

[Matthew Kavanagh @mattkavanagh]

@laurengreen15 will the real batman phase stand up?

[Matthew Kavanagh @mattkavanagh]

@aliceisonaboat they're all double glazed/bullet-proof?!?!

[Matthew Kavanagh @mattkavanagh]

@aliceisonaboat no windows left in the pomegranate!

[Matthew Kavanagh @mattkavanagh]

@aliceisonaboat NO TEQUILA??? Go and do 7 shots right now.

[Matthew Kavanagh @mattkavanagh]

@BlaiseLaRocka M8

[Matthew Kavanagh @mattkavanagh]

@aliceisonaboat the line between love and hate is so thin...

[Matthew Kavanagh @mattkavanagh]

@aliceisonaboat noooo! He estado trabajando! Tutut. Pero voy a romper tu corazón pronto. Soz

[Matthew Kavanagh @mattkavanagh]

@aliceisonaboat tequila hangin'

[Matthew Kavanagh @mattkavanagh]

It's only "falling in love" because you hit the ground.