Matt Lahourcade

US Submarines

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@JaredSandler @daveraymond4 @MikeBacsik @Evan_P_Grant @kennlandry High and inside.

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@Riffraff3232 Couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.

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@NewbergReport Bad

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@clarencehilljr Punctuation is basic.

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@NewbergReport What else does he legitimately have at this point? He can’t find the zone with anything consistently.

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@Riffraff3232

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@iqba75019 More brisket

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@LeaderJohnThune NICE USED CAR SALESMAN UNIFORM

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@Riffraff3232 When old yeller was killed.

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@zacharyebell Hey Zach, do 63 days under ice then get back to me. STFU dude.

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@NancyMace So you want them to be a story by showing your midlife crisis tattoos then you warp into a sociopathic mindset stating politics are more important. 😂. Seek help, SOON.

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@charise_lee In support of national defense. STFU. You’re welcome.

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@mchooyah @USNavy All of the air hammers have been thrown overboard in protest of doing field day.

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@GrahamAllen FIELD DAY!!! That’ll solve the issue.

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@EricLDaugh Corn dog night on the submarine was great!!!!

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@Rangers__Nation Had a great time out there tonight. Hot, but that baseball was fun.

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@NewbergReport Tonight’s game at Frisco was great!

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@NewbergReport It is broken

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@NewbergReport Time to get head right with ball

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@Evan_P_Grant Their collective plate appearances are atrocious