Matt Leani

36, Husband, Father, Flood Underwriter.

[漫画少女 @Sofiagarsua]

酷い先輩

[Matt Leani @MattLeani1]

牛乳パックの注ぎ��を逆側から開けてしまう癖、毎回こぼれそうになるのを必死で止める自分に呆れる
今日はちゃんと正しく開いたはずなのに、心のどこかで逆さまを試したくなる衝動が勝ってしまう自分がいる

[Anime Feels @animexfeels]

She couldnt withstand the view😍

[Viral Posts @animepostss7]

Titanium bra...😭

[Matt Leani @MattLeani1]

You can say male chauvinist and you can say pig but saying male chauvinist pig is a redundancy as bad as saying bad woman driver.

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@AcquisitionsBro @elonmusk You're a special kind of stupid

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@libsoftiktok @TaylerUSA @GregAbbott_TX This is fucking sickening. GTFAGSO

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@elonmusk I already have a pretty good job but I see you have a shortage of good employees. I have over 9 years in insurance, 4 of which are underwriting. Also, I'm a military vet with 2 deployments under my belt. I've served 15 years in the army(3 active as an infantryman).

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@hbomax update your search engine. It made be think your best film wasn't there when I started with "shaz". Wtf

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@Dukelore @WiCnet Oh and no lol I didn't vote for Brandon

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Ok but... where's our president? Where you at President Trump?

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@TheWheelOfTime They read the books #doubt

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#ballsoutforElon
Thank you @elonmusk

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My buddy posted his pic and I just had to comment... so now I'm on Twitter

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@JohnCena Fuck all those idiots that are "offended". If we could be super heroes, we'd go help in a heartbeat.

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I am a pretty outgoing person but sometimes I don't want to see anybody at all. Am I an introvert in an extroverts body or vice versa?

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OMFG! Season 2 of Ted Lasso was the backstory for the villain of season 3.

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@VancityReynolds

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@ValerieJarrett Not only are you won't, you're an idiot.

[Matt Leani @MattLeani1]

If you ever feel bad about your life, I once got friend zoned by my wife.