Matt Legg

I've got soul, but I'm not a soldier.

[Matt Legg @MattLegg]

Daily goal: celebrate more than I complain.

[Matt Legg @MattLegg]

My twitter “for you” is full of nothing but conservative rage bait and suggestive tweets that if you click on it, the comments are straight porn. I am constantly clicking the “not interested” button, and it seemingly only gets worse. Why @elonmusk ? Why?

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@tacobell @DoorDash my driver just told me that my order was stolen from the store. I told them to just have the store remake it. Driver said there was nothing they could do. I have no way to cancel it through the TB or DD app…what do I do?

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I swear, “there’s a method to my madness” must be the most used phrase amongst absolute Dunning-Kruger bellends.

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When you line your baking sheet with tinfoil are you shiny side up or down?

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I’ve been trying to go see the Odyssey for a week now at AMC, but it’s always packed. ONLY shows not completely packed are 9pm shows. and I can’t stay up that late on a week night!!!

Why is trying to go see The Odyssey becoming my Odyssey?

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That ice water, tho! But it’s the ice water from where you drank all the water from your ice water already, and then you left the cup out and the ice melted enough to make that new ice water.

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The Invite was incredible.

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I wanna see the sales for @liquidiv Ring Pop Cherry post Off Campus.

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Grief is the plow
that carves out the space
for the seeds of new life
yet to be.

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Look bro @elonmusk …idgaf what you say…

THIS type shit flooding my timeline and notifications is NOT random.

I don’t follow or interact with any of it.

Why is it flooding my app?

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Tall order to try and take game one on the road IN THE defending champs place.

Let’s see how we adjust for game two.

Let’s go #LakeShow

I feel bad for asking chat gpt to make this graphic, but here’s my thoughts on game 1:

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Nobody tells you that you’re going to order food from an app you haven’t ordered from in over a year and the saved location is going to be your old address and now you’re a puddle of emotions because divorce is weird and hard and there’s no expectation date on grief.

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NO SHIT “not all men….”

But if that is your instinctual response to this cultural moment,

You’re cooperating with and contributing to the problem more than you realize.

Humility can be the hardest pill.

But it’s time to man up and swallow.

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Cis gendered, heteronormative men want the world to believe Trans people are a bigger threat to societal safety than them.

The wolf in sheep’s clothing is staring back at you in mirror, my guy.

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Yo @elonmusk why is my feed 75%-80% accounts that are NOT my audience. I don’t need conservative politics and conspiracies taking up my whole feed. I’m fine with and welcome a healthy dose of differing opinions…but it seems heavy handed on purpose at this point.

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The whole theater just said “did they just say the F word” at the same time. WAS NOT expecting that collective experience at the Mario Galaxy movie 😂

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Just turned on the Oscars in time to see that Sinners musical number. To see that epic oner scene, actually done live is craaazy. I need to rewatch Sinners after this just to see that scene again.

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Deleted scene from Twisters https://t.co/umvq6rdgMN via @YouTube

@spann apparently I literally drove through a tornado just north of Tville today!?!?

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The easiest hood to stumble into and the hardest hood to get out of is victim hood.

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“Shut doesn’t go up but prices do!” is sadly the truest thing we learned as millennial children.