Mart

[Bill @BillROTY]

@NFLPerformances SHE BILLING MY CROSKEY UNTIL I MERRIT

[Mart @mattlikedogs]

How tf is big mouth on season 8. Having a second one was generous

[Mart @mattlikedogs]

Can @instagram stop doing AB testing on me I’m begging for there to stop being minor changes in the way reels operate

[Mart @mattlikedogs]

My biggest problem with people on the carnivore diet is that they don’t know how to cook a steak right. You’re telling me you eat one thing and can’t figure out how to get an even sear on a ribeye? You don’t know how to throw meat on a grill right either? Figure it out bro

[Mart @mattlikedogs]

@geronimostilt1 @f0rtnitelover14 Certainly this information could have been exchanged via a text message

[Mart @mattlikedogs]

@geronimostilt1 @f0rtnitelover14 Am I as one of your followers supposed to care about this?

[Mart @mattlikedogs]

Deshaun Watson torn Achilles today is a great day

[Mart @mattlikedogs]

Brian Thomas Jr. would be so good if his quarterback wasn’t a newborn horse

[kenz | cloud nash!!! 🩷☁️ @allthekenz]

god take away all of tua’s pain and give it to d*shaun watson

[Mart @mattlikedogs]

Apple Music auto play will see you listening to Billy Joel or some shit n be like here listen to this Joyner Lucas song

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

moderator: what are your views on the economy?

joe biden: i. well i uh. [nose starts bleeding] hmm.

donald trump: we’re gonna find and kill the grinch. mark my words. we are gonna use the big guns. it’s gonna be something folks

[Mart @mattlikedogs]

@ricky_bobby_d Say my name again and I’ll smack you in the street

[Mart @mattlikedogs]

My water bottle taste like dishwasher

[Mart @mattlikedogs]

Dan

[Mart @mattlikedogs]

Do NOT drink 52 oz of fairlife whole milk I think I just gave myself lactose intolerance

[Mart @mattlikedogs]

Im milkmaxxing

[Mart @mattlikedogs]

Jokić is such a loser if you’re really so bored with basketball retire

[Mart @mattlikedogs]

Sochan haters don’t know ball

[Mart @mattlikedogs]

Half of everyone is either average or below average

[Mart @mattlikedogs]

Wemby furthered his goat case by not going on stage at that Drake concert before all this