matt

Lover of pups and silent movies. Avid shoe-wearer

[matt @mattlogel]

And just like that, you can lose a best friend. I love you Jackie❤️

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Anyone know where the ‘change difficulty’ setting for life is? I’m trying to go down to recruit.

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@footie_pajamas That one will go for a fortune in Japan.

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@lenz1922 @OldMemeArchive Ancient indeed

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@nickomalley09 Fucking micro transactions

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You are younger right now than you are right now.

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@footie_pajamas Seahawks offense,

I didn’t do the rest bc it doesn’t matter after that.

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@lenz1922 10

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Wow

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I wish that when you farted and it gets smothered by whatever you’re sitting on, the fart noise would release whenever you stood up so that if you farted a bunch of times they would add up and release a mega fart.

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@lenz1922

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Ice is just water croutons.

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@lenz1922

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Imagine the first animal to hibernate. They’d be just trying to nap and wake up months later like geez.

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I texted my number neighbor and turns out he’s my brother.

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@sheetz BUFFALO

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BE CAREFUL! I was out with my dogs swimming in the Niagara River and a shark came up and gave us quite the scare. #staywoke

[matt @mattlogel]

Ladies, if he:

- never texts you back
- is always eating
- is about 2m
- has ridiculously ashy skin
- has tried to eat you

He’s not your man. He is a velociraptor. Get help.

[New Paltz Hawks @nphawks]

NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!!!!!! @npvb_mens @NCAADIII @NCAAVolleyball #NPHawks #NPHawksMVB #d3vb #npsocial #CHAMPIONS #THERESONLYONE 🏐🦅🏆

[matt @mattlogel]

As (she) k(is)sed me, (the) room went (dark). She was not at al(l ord)inary.

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Damn I slept through the whole AB in Buffalo era.