Matt Lund

Very tall

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

- daddy said that foxes have big willies.
- what? no i didn’t. what i actually said was that lawrence fox appears to be a massive f**king dick....

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

https://t.co/X3OJdKZgwU

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

I hope you’re sitting down, because this week’s column should make you very, very angry.
It shows how professional clinicians employed by the NHS in crucial test and trace jobs have been secretly replaced by teenaged call centre workers employed by Serco
https://t.co/6wYh9AguWZ

[Steve (bodge) Duffield 💙 @stephenduffield]

As an NHS employee I'd just like to take a moment to respond with all the compassion I can muster at this point in the evening:
Go fuck yourself.

(please note: this is a personal response and probably does not represent the views of some of my employers)

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

i have wandered for 40 days and 40 nights. i have climbed mountains and crossed deserts. i have toiled with fear and wrestled with my inner demons...
and i’m still only halfway to my nearest f**king covid testing centre...

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

https://t.co/X3OJdLgRVu

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

https://t.co/X3OJdLgRVu

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

- when this is all over i can’t wait to get away⏤
- yeah, we’ve definitely earned a holiday.
- i meant from you...

[Matt Lund @mattlund13]

Having staff working from home brings a whole set of new subbing problems. Surprised that Waitrose let this slip through. Not my picture BTW. I long for the days of being able to stroll through Waitrose

[Matt Lund @mattlund13]

@StevenShorrock @Worldgirl1 @bbc5live Underrated tweet 👏

[Matt Lund @mattlund13]

@NELFTSI @carolynccet @Mog_ADON @smiles4_me @NELFT A frog and then some really annoying trailing wires underneath the TV! Those need tying together

[Matt Lund @mattlund13]

Excellent advice for nurses from @vizcomic Altogether now, one, two...

[Matt Lund @mattlund13]

50 mins to go one mile this morning. London traffic at its worst 😔Still, better than being stuck in HMP Belmarsh like Julian Assange

[Matt Lund @mattlund13]

Yep. Seems about right. London and the South East good, the infrastructure in Yorkshire is appalling. https://t.co/67aa2UYPKT

[Matt Lund @mattlund13]

@Catgirl1205 Just being the perfect gent and letting you win, like a good husband does 🚙 🚙 🚙 🚥 🚥 🚥 i🕵️

[Matt Lund @mattlund13]

@markfrankel29 Did you feel motivated Mark? If I received that at work, I'd be searching for a new job

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

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[Matt Lund @mattlund13]

Yesterday's London travel curiosities - an old lady on the train to Cannon Street was shaving her armpits and on the bus home, a man was eating a tin of tuna using just his fingers #normalday

[Matt Lund @mattlund13]

Great to catch-up for a few drinks with the SoMe legend @KGrieve13 Good luck in your new job 👍 Since we first met, you've constantly impressed me with your passion and commitment. You care and that shines through 🌟