Matt Mackey

To self-describe is to rob people of their assumptions. Although I do make songs.

[Matt Mackey @mattmackey]

Hey @Lightning100 how's about #adreamisawishyourheartmakes and some monster tix??

[Matt Mackey @mattmackey]

This is how @SouthwestAir auto responds to fully admitting to theft.

[Matt Mackey @mattmackey]

It seems like a lot of Christians are willing to risk the whole camel/needle scenario of it means fucking over actual poor people.

[Matt Mackey @mattmackey]

I'd like to thank @SouthwestAir for stealing $197 from me this Christmas season. I know I'm neither the first nor the last, but there's not enough coal in the world for those stockings.

#southwest #Travel #worstgiftever

[Matt Mackey @mattmackey]

Apparently I'm an #NFT now
@opensea
https://t.co/Jv4lxbhDSx

[Matt Mackey @mattmackey]

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[Matt Mackey @mattmackey]

Why don't we eat cake with spoons? Surely your cake isn't so hard it requires the edge of a fork, and I've never seen crumbs fall through a spoon.

[Matt Mackey @mattmackey]

Hands down the scariest thing to happen yet this year.

The Hill: IRS reduces donor disclosure requirements for some tax-exempt groups | TheHill.
https://t.co/AlfRQOxniU

via @GoogleNews

[Matt Mackey @mattmackey]

Abby: Singing lead and playing drums is basically impossible.
Me: Don Henley can do it.
Abby: Don Henley can't do anything.

[Matt Mackey @mattmackey]

Hey @AskPlayStation. Why does my chat suddenly end everytime I'm about to actually be issued a refund?

[Matt Mackey @mattmackey]

Watching a game show from 1991 and the contestant's job was listed as "computer operator".

[Matt Mackey @mattmackey]

And AJ, while you're at it, see if @Lightning100 can throw some Don't Do It on?

[Matt Mackey @mattmackey]

@Lightning100 AJ let's hear some Jigawatts baby

[Matt Mackey @mattmackey]

Feel free to RT this if you have also been fucked by @SouthwestAir
#theworst

[Matt Mackey @mattmackey]

Reposted from @TheJohnnyHayes - What initially drew me to be a musician was seeing future friends sing and play together out of sheer joy of sharing moments on stage with each other. I… https://t.co/krAiKkqPAp

[Matt Mackey @mattmackey]

All set up thelazybeeberea and ready to have one helluva #grandopening for the people!
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#Cleveland #ohio #tour #solo #listen #new #music #indie #singer #songwriter #rocknroll… https://t.co/zwquXbQRUQ

[Matt Mackey @mattmackey]

Thanks sugarhillgangofficial for making the drive to #Ohio infinitely better!

#tour #solo #listen #new #music #indie #singer #songwriter #independent #artist #indiemusic #indieartist… https://t.co/BKAl2pqQDs

[Matt Mackey @mattmackey]

Coming in #hot this #weekend to my #Ohio people! thelazybeeberea on #friday and theramblinghouse on #saturday for all the finest times. #solo
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#listen #new #music #indie #singer… https://t.co/cDCtwY8O2u

[Matt Mackey @mattmackey]

Well, semi-drunkenly recorded a new episode of the @DSMPodcast last night. If you missed the last one, go ahead and #treatyoself below!
https://t.co/V9SXEX0EKE

[Matt Mackey @mattmackey]

Everybody knows about the purple nurple, but I think it's time for us to put our weight as a society behind re-popularizing the orange norange. #color #rhymes #nipples #ouch